Hawksbee & Jacobs - Part 7

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Teaching people how to bet WTAF

While wokesbee struggles with the phrase "handicap chase" and follows EVERYTHING shitcobs coughs up with BET RESPONSIBLY PLEEEEEEASE

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Speaking of handicaps, I still can't work out if Lizzie is pissed, asleep, on heavy meds, posh, retarded, or all of these

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Speaking of handicaps, I still can't work out if Lizzie is pissed, asleep, on heavy meds, posh, retarded, or all of these

Quite a few of those on the video I saw of her

[Sid Pervcat]

Speaking of handicaps, I still can't work out if Lizzie is pissed, asleep, on heavy meds, posh, retarded, or all of these

Looks like she does it all though.
She could errr ride me like errrr...something something..cheltenham..something....you get the picture

[scully]

Speaking of handicaps, I still can't work out if Lizzie is pissed, asleep, on heavy meds, posh, retarded, or all of these

But is she a bit partial for arse to mouth action ?

[ccreds]

Why don't they try another race meeting?

[ccreds]

Speaking of handicaps, I still can't work out if Lizzie is pissed, asleep, on heavy meds, posh, retarded, or all of these

That Gurinda is much better than her.

[carcinogen]

What's the dead horse count so far?

AHAHAHA. OH HOW WE LAUGHED AS ANOTHER HORSE BROKE ITS LEGS/NECK AND HAD TO BE SHOT!!!! AHAHAHA. IF ANDY SMART IS WATCHING UP THERE, WE MISS YOU!!!!

So fucking grim. Still, at least the British Horse Racing Industry isn't owned by those bloody Saudi's.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Speaking of handicaps, I still can't work out if Lizzie is pissed, asleep, on heavy meds, posh, retarded, or all of these

But is she a bit partial for arse to mouth action ?

Last time I checked she was offering an inviting spread, complete with double handful

[Clivert]

She's a big posh sod who talks with plums in her mouth.

[johnnyboy45]

She's a big posh sod who talks with plums in her mouth.

Posh Totty.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Orksbee sounds GONE

[carcinogen]

Orksbee sounds GONE

Tbf, I'd have to drink myself in oblivion before midday if I had to go to Chelnum.

[ccreds]

I don't know why they don't stay at Talksport as the show isn't as good when it's at Cheltenham.

[carcinogen]

Fuck me this is utter shit. Andy 'Alan (Yentob) once asked me to be head of comedy at the BBC' Jacobs has hit rock bottom.
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