The 'comedy mates' should all be rounded-up and fed through a giant threshing machine.Holden Mcgroyne wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 2:08 pm Utter shite today, Baker's comedy mates and shouting 'bing bong'
Hawksbee & Jacobs - Part 7
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Jacobs jerking-off his micro-penis at the Boca-River game is quite possibly the most pathetic humble-brag ever. Go and fucking live in Argentina you fucking rich noncecunt if you love it so much. Ugh, the upper-middle mediocre class grind my gears so fucking much. When David Baddiel said to Andy it would be funny to do blackface, put a pineapple on the head and pretend to be Jason Lee it was all shits and giggles wasn't it. AAHAHAHA. AHAHHAAHA. Beep. Beep. Beep. Oh, we're all so sorry. No you're not you disingenuous cunts.
Jacobs doesn't need to work. Why doesn't the cunt just FUCK OFF. I bet he has a vague scent of piss and Parma Violets too. Vile cunt. Nasty piece of work. For all of you who are fans of Jacobs, let me tell you, he hates you he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. He's a supremely arrogant cunt and a weaselly one at that ... the kind of cunt that sneaks around speading lies to fuck you up for his own ends. Just look at the cunt, he looks untrustworthy, he looks grubby.
Jacobs doesn't need to work. Why doesn't the cunt just FUCK OFF. I bet he has a vague scent of piss and Parma Violets too. Vile cunt. Nasty piece of work. For all of you who are fans of Jacobs, let me tell you, he hates you he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. He's a supremely arrogant cunt and a weaselly one at that ... the kind of cunt that sneaks around speading lies to fuck you up for his own ends. Just look at the cunt, he looks untrustworthy, he looks grubby.
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"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
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That's a silly thing to say. Now tell us something we don't know.carcinogen wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 7:11 am For all of you who are fans of Jacobs, let me tell you, he hates you he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
Delete "Jacobs" and insert the name of any showbiz cunt, it still works. Insert the name of some football cunt, same thing.
As Clever Adrian says, what's your point, fella?
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I forget.
“Ordinary men hate solitude. But the Master makes use of it, embracing his aloneness, realizing he is one with the whole universe.” ~ Lao Tzu.
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Re: Hawksbee & Jacobs - Part 7
Turned off the Birthday Spread. Baker being a total twat and ruining it.
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Andys ok but they need a cough button for him 
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Re: Hawksbee & Jacobs - Part 7
How can Andy do a full week for Cheltenham but not for normal weeks?
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That’s a bit arshThe Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Because he's an absolute thundercunt
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Re: Hawksbee & Jacobs - Part 7
Cheltenham week.....the absolute worst week annually on talksport, figure-headed by that toff Lizzie Kelly
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I agree, it's fucking desperate. I won't listen to TS this week apart from perhaps Jim Woke on TS with SiJo.
Bloody horse racing, who gives a shit except Irish bookies, Irish jockies and those pleasant Irish travelling communities. Worst sporting week ever.