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E-Scooters

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:12 am
by Zambo
Seem to have an increase in their use in my area, with the cunts that own them riding on the pavement.

I was out on my daily this am, when I saw one speeding towards me. I was in the middle of the pavement, and so was he. I was fucked if I was going to move, so I carried on, on the same line, and for a while so did he. When he got within about 20 yards, he started to wobble, not knowing which line to take, and ended up in a hedge. I didn't even look round, just carried on. :D

On a serious note, these contraptions are a serious health risk, to the owners of them as well as pedestrians. They are apparently illegal on footpaths, but when you see a copper out and about around once every three months, what is the chance of law enforcement. My local cop shop is open twice each week for an hour each time. wtf do they do all day!?

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Re: E-Scooters

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:47 am
by antdad
You can only hope they become organ doners of the future, they are certainly not allowed on any pedestrianised areas.

EPAC's (electrically assisted bikes) are a bit of a bug bear of mine, I'm now learned to look three or four times before crossing because they're doing a "bit" more than 15mph on a Deliveroo run.

Re: E-Scooters

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:56 am
by Rowntree
antdad wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:47 am You can only hope they become organ doners of the future
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Re: E-Scooters

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:15 pm
by carcinogen
...come on, it's the same old story of people being the problem, not the E-Scooters themselves. A bit like social media allowing thick cunts on.

Re: E-Scooters

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:35 pm
by Zambo
carcinogen wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:15 pm ...come on, it's the same old story of people being the problem, not the E-Scooters themselves. A bit like social media allowing thick cunts on.
If the people who are riding the scooters, are putting others going about their daily business at risk to injury, even death, then they are very much the fucking problem.

Re: E-Scooters

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 1:24 pm
by Sid Pervcat
Zambo wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:35 pm
carcinogen wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:15 pm ...come on, it's the same old story of people being the problem, not the E-Scooters themselves. A bit like social media allowing thick cunts on.
If the people who are riding the scooters, are putting others going about their daily business at risk to injury, even death, then they are very much the fucking problem.
Generally ridden by fucking cunts with zero road sense, hoodies and headphones.

Should all be flattened by traffic.

Re: E-Scooters

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2022 2:00 pm
by VeritasVincit
Zambo wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:12 am Seem to have an increase in their use in my area, with the cunts that own them riding on the pavement.

I was out on my daily this am, when I saw one speeding towards me. I was in the middle of the pavement, and so was he. I was fucked if I was going to move, so I carried on, on the same line, and for a while so did he. When he got within about 20 yards, he started to wobble, not knowing which line to take, and ended up in a hedge. I didn't even look round, just carried on. :D

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Well done.

Re: E-Scooters

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 10:56 am
by Zambo
Saw him again today, this time he was on the road with lights on. At least there, he is more a danger to himself, rather than everyone else.

Deterrents can work sometimes.

Re: E-Scooters

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2022 6:50 am
by beingsoblase
In my neck of the woods law enforcement isn't a problem with this.
If you're riding a scooter you've bought yourself which are according to the police, dangerous and illegal on the roads they will sieze it, according to a Facebook post last Xmas.

The massive fleet of council scooters though, are absolutely safe, ridden responsibly, and never dumped on the pavement after its user has done with it creating a further hazard.

Re: E-Scooters

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2022 12:02 pm
by JimmyDee
They're all overgrown teenagers, aren't they?

I don't think I've ever seen a child riding one, just the usual crowd of Council-Wallahs that a few years ago would walk out of the Council Office with a skateboard under their arm and a determined look plastered all over their twat faces.
That's the giveaway; they look so serious in their E-Scooter riding. They never smile, as one would from enjoyment; they're making A Statement.

Re: E-Scooters

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:23 pm
by TKMin_777
I'm amazed no daft cunts been squashed like splattered road kill

Re: E-Scooters

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:45 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Thousands die weekly but there's thousands more feral wasteoids ready to step up and scoot. It's like Frogger.

Re: E-Scooters

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 2:55 pm
by Carlos J
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:45 pm Thousands die weekly but there's thousands more feral wasteoids ready to step up and scoot. It's like Frogger.
Great game, started replaying it online.

Re: E-Scooters

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2022 1:17 pm
by Vespa
Not sure why ebikes aren't put under the same regulations as bikes.

Re: E-Scooters

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2022 3:16 am
by paolo
Vespa wrote: Sat Oct 29, 2022 1:17 pm Not sure why ebikes aren't put under the same regulations as bikes.
something has to give

with the capabilities of these things

i got a bionx 500 (now bankrupt) and put it on my kona drop handle....it's pretty damn good and i got it derestricted

new ebikesand scooters are stupid...injury potential

insurance should be mandatory