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Let me tell you about an incident I had the other day. Some Herbert was taking up far to much space on the pavement that I couldn’t get past him on my E-Scooter. I ended up having to swerve to avoid him. This made me fall into a hedge.

So today I made sure he couldn’t miss me this time by covering my scooter with lights bright enough to illuminate the moon. Hopefully this time the old git will see me coming.

Should have run the old cunt over then banned hom from the pavement for 48 hrs

Sid Pervcat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 3:31 pm Should have run the old cunt over then banned hom from the pavement for 48 hrs

I’ll have him next time, don’t you worry about that. Guide dog or no guide dog.

My mate sells scooter accessories and apparently these are going down a storm at the local A&E...

Sid Pervcat wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 3:31 pm Should have run the old cunt over then banned hom from the pavement for 48 hrs

Perma and a good kicking for the driver.

JudgeTedd wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 3:15 pm Let me tell you about an incident I had the other day. Some Herbert was taking up far to much space on the pavement that I couldn’t get past him on my E-Scooter. I ended up having to swerve to avoid him. This made me fall into a hedge.

I’m afraid that brought a smile to my haggard chops.

If it’s any consolation, I once ended up unconscious in a hedge in even less dignified circumstances.

I’ve decided to switch to my trusty skateboard for the time being. Man, do I look cool.

Nowhere to leave an e-scooter anyway. Someone will always come along a knock it over.

JudgeTedd wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 4:10 pm I’ve decided to switch to my trusty skateboard for the time being. Man, do I look cool.

Nowhere to leave an e-scooter anyway. Someone will always come along a knock it over.

kancutlawns wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 4:26 pm

JudgeTedd wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 4:10 pm I’ve decided to switch to my trusty skateboard for the time being. Man, do I look cool.

Nowhere to leave an e-scooter anyway. Someone will always come along a knock it over.

Get your own.

Zummtales never seen to end with him getting knocked spark out

#fuckinghardme

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:53 pm Zummtales never seen to end with him getting knocked spark out

Dunno, ask Brad Dunbar about that bro

Another tough cookie.