Drivetime - Part 13

[JimmyDee]

David Beckham being "on the show" means Foghorn interviewing him for five minute at a film premiere. Not quite the same thing, is it, Andy?

But he said he loved him and his hair

Yeah, what a pro! The Becks has done hundreds of these things, he knows how it works.
If she'd said "We're on the Novak and Good show now, live on Radio Biggleswade ... ever listen to it? What do you think about Tom Novak's famous socks?" he'd have replied in much the same way.

Fucking Goldsteen, though

[cheesebag]

"My Mate" Noel again tonight

[JW90]

Next week- Lemme arsk yoo vis. Lemme arsk yoo vis. Did Man Yanitid av a betta seesun van Arsnul? Yes or No?

[JudgeTedd]

Next week- Lemme arsk yoo vis. Lemme arsk yoo vis. Did Man Yanitid av a betta seesun van Arsnul? Yes or No?

https://x.com/andygoldstein05/status/17 ... NX_8Wsx4IQ

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Andrew does not use Twitter (which is now called X). HE CALLS IT GUTTER

[JimmyDee]

You'll find this only too believable ...
Goldsteen intends to have an in-depth discussion on whether Gareth removing his waistcoat will have an effect on the team's performance in the Euros.

Ron, a van-driver from Nuneaton thinks it will.
Dave, a van-driver from Staines thinks it won't.

Mixed opinions, there, and he'll argue with both of them, the CUNT.

[carcinogen]

Goldsteen intends to have an in-depth discussion on whether Gareth removing his waistcoat will have an effect on the team's performance in the Euros.

I heard something today about 'Mickey Mouse' Degree's. I think I have a degree that isn't 'Mickey Mouse': "How did Andrew Goldsteen achieve and maintain a broadcasting career?". A two year course, where students are invited to dissect every ... (you get the idea).

I think it'll be a study and a very useful tool for future potential broadcasters WHO HAVE ABSOLUTELY ZERO FUCKING TALENT,WIT OR WHO CAN'T EVEN SPEAK CLEARLY.

Thanks for reporting back, but how the fuck can you listen to him?

[JimmyDee]

I think it'll be a study and a very useful tool for future potential broadcasters ...

He said "tool".
Of course I can't explain that at this time of day, but I'm so NAUGHTY!

[cheesebag]

"Who's your favourite England keeper Benty?"

"Is it Seaman Benty? Do you Like Seaman Benty?"

[scully]

"Who's your favourite England keeper Benty?"

"Is it Seaman Benty? Do you Like Seaman Benty?"

He lobbed seamen hur hur hur dya love snatch benty do ya chortle chortle

[JimmyDee]

People were making the "Seaman covering the near-post" joke when he was at QPR.

Whoever told the Odious Goldsteen that he was a comedian opened a real Pandora's Box.
"Pandora's Box, though! Geddit? Her BOX!"

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

PANNNDAWWWWAAAAAGHHHH!!!

[JW90]

People were making the "Seaman covering the near-post" joke when he was at QPR.

Whoever told the Odious Goldsteen that he was a comedian opened a real Pandora's Box.
"Pandora's Box, though! Geddit? Her BOX!"

I don't think anyone needed to. He is so narcissistic and self obsessed that he thought he was hiawious and anyone who didn't was wrong.

[JimmyDee]

I don't think anyone needed to [call him a comedian]. He is so narcissistic and self obsessed that he thought he was hiawious and anyone who didn't was wrong.

I think it was probably his mum who said he was the funniest little boy in all the world. The equivalent of posting your kids' infant-school daubs, that they proudly bring home, on the fridge-door. "That's a lovely painting! What is it? Is it mummy, is it the cat, is it a helicopter?
It's very good, though! Oooh, you are clever!"

Andy; it was your mum. That's what mums do, when you're 6, but you're a middle-aged man now. Get over your fucking self ...
you CUNT.