Mark 'Chappers' Chapman's annoying fake laugh

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Mark 'Chappers' Chapman's annoying fake laugh

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Every time I hear it I'm triggered to go on a massive fucking killing spree.

Just me?
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No, I want to shave him with a blunt knife and slip.

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He's going to be on the fucking beach in Qatar isn't he ... sombre tones about how many people died building the stadiums ... then the fake laugh. Oh god. I can't take it.
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The gurgle...the adenoids...the fucking cobbles...no I won't be goaded into this
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UGHHHH EEEUGGGHHH EUUGHHHH IS IT IS IT IS IT NOT THE CASE THAT
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Absolute snidey shitehawk of a twat.

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Terribly sad that he lost his wife to cancer a couple of years back*

Didn’t stop him being a fucking dull cunt though.



* actually thought Carc, of all people, would’ve mentioned that
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This cunt is yet another dull private school twat.
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Fucker has popped up on Sky Sports tonight :?

Along with the return of Micah “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAROY” Richards. The annoying manchild prat.
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Sadact7 wrote: Wed Nov 09, 2022 9:05 pm Fucker has popped up on Sky Sports tonight :?

Along with the return of Micah “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAROY” Richards. The annoying manchild prat.
I Thought I heard his fucking voice! I was only half-watching/listening. Must have made some fucking freelancing deal with the BBC. Coining it in with his faux matey-banter-schoolrun-dad bullshit. These people have no SOUL.
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carcinogen wrote: Thu Nov 10, 2022 7:16 am
Sadact7 wrote: Wed Nov 09, 2022 9:05 pm Fucker has popped up on Sky Sports tonight :?

Along with the return of Micah “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAROY” Richards. The annoying manchild prat.
I Thought I heard his fucking voice! I was only half-watching/listening. Must have made some fucking freelancing deal with the BBC. Coining it in with his faux matey-banter-schoolrun-dad bullshit. These people have no SOUL.
I’m not surprised you noticed it, his monotone voice on Sky just incongruous.

A bit like the time I saw a vicar driving a sports car.
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Why da fook is Chapperz presenting the Man U vs Villa match?

Does the cunt really need the coin?

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kancutlawns wrote: Thu Nov 10, 2022 10:15 pm Why da fook is Chapperz presenting the Man U vs Villa match?

Does the cunt really need the coin?
Very strange, hopefully put a few noses out of joint at Sky. They must be wondering to. Ahahaha. HAHAHA. HAHAHAahaha. Ahahaha.
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: Sun Nov 06, 2022 7:56 pm The gurgle...the adenoids...the fucking cobbles...no I won't be goaded into this
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