Breakfast Show - Part 21

[JW90]

Cheltenham trailers are out.

Good Old Alan.

[carcinogen]

Ally McCoist is such a needy cunt, I get the impression he's lived his life as a leech, a mooch, a side-kick ... laughing at whatever the big bully in the play-ground does. Egging him on. A bit like the relationship Chris Evans/Danny Kelly/Danny Baker had with Gazza. And I give Simon Jordan some credit here for calling Danny out on that. "Go on Gazza ... have ANOTHER pint" ... "AHAHAHAHA". "AHAHAHAHA" "AHAAHAHA, Go on Alan, have ANOTHER pint and then drive home" ... "HAAHHAAH".

I don't trust men who laugh in a manic fashion for no reason. Kris Acacunti (the fake name raises a red flag immediately) is the benchmark. That ex-Man City player whose name escapes me is another great example. Simple cunts who use laughter to hide the fact they are thick as shit. It's a device. I see through it.

[JimmyDee]

Ally McCoist ...
I don't trust men who laugh in a manic fashion for no reason ... who use laughter to hide the fact they are thick as shit.

I think it's to hide the fact that they have no sense of humour. They don't quite know how humour works, so they laugh at everything.

At least Ally laughs, though, admittedly in an annoying way. O'Hara and Goldsteen make a curious wheezing noise to express amusement; if anything, more annoying.

[Brillo]

I am sure Brazil and Parlour were half-cut this morning. That is not an act...

Also, sadly, the screeching harpie that is Shebhan, will be at the GG's later this week

[Holden Mcgroyne]

How much longer can Brazil defy nature ? Feels like the 'clutcher' has been predicted for decades

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Alan looks like he weighs 2.5 tons

[carcinogen]

How much longer can Brazil defy nature ? Feels like the 'clutcher' has been predicted for decades

I read this weekend that 'NorthFace' aren't doing very well these days. After this I can see their shit being sold in Sports Direct very soon.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Pisstank has been trending today because of this

[Harry Lemon]

Pisstank has been trending today because of this

I stumbled across a video about him on Youtube the other week and thought "Blimey, it's Alan Brazil!"

This photo shows a better likeness to Al:

[carcinogen]

I hope 'Mr Magoo' runs over the fucking cunts tomorrow.

[Zippy]

Good Old Alan. He must have the hardest working arteries in the world.

[Zippy]

[JimmyDee]

[Zippy's post above, edited out to save page-space]

What an extraordinary piece of radio, from the puffed-up self-important wank that is talkSPORT.
They assume not only that everyone has heard of Big Ally and Big Alan, but that they hold an opinion about who's the best tipser.

As for Loveable Al's response ...is anyone surprised that he's a nasty piece of work? Is anyone shocked that his colleagues found his reply pants-pissingly amusing?

[carcinogen]

is anyone surprised that he's a nasty piece of work? Is anyone shocked that his colleagues found his reply pants-pissingly amusing?

No. The media trade attracts self-absorbed narcissistic wankercunts. That's why they are there ... they are essentially unemployable in any othe field of work. Certainly looking back at my early work-history in factories Alan would have got his fucking head caved-in at some point. A bully. An ignorant cunt.

Shebag is kicking him in a snide way but his twat thick entourage don't get her. It's quite funny but I've clicked-off now. Partly because 'Deano' said Alan would be 'a great team mate'. Fucking drunk-driving cunts.

[carcinogen]

'Deano' is possibly the most vile human being on planet earth. The banality of evil springs to mind. It's rare to find a person so utterly devoid of intelligence yet simultaneously capable of doing horrific things. Thankfully because of the first the second will never happen.