Breakfast Show - Part 21

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

As for Bruce, Jesus fuck. This old bastard was decrepit in the 80s never mind today. Looks like his face exploded on the shitter

[JimmyDee]

He's no Agatha Christie, either.

[JudgeTedd]

He’s more John Christie.

[carcinogen]

Who at Global Media thinks this fishwish is a good thing? Who is whispering into her ear that she can be the next Laura Woods? The mind boggles. She's turned me into Pavlov's Dog, at the sound of her voice I I immediately turn off the radio.

[carcinogen]

Gabby and Deano. A real meeting of minds. Glorious.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I see what you did there MeinCarc. Nice work.

[theleader82]

[scully]

Load of wank

[JimmyDee]

Olly fucking Murs, though. What is it with those showbiz cunts that they all think they could have made it as a pro if only they'd had the breaks?
You see it in pro-celebs games all the time. There's the ex-pros treating it as a bit of a laugh and there's the celebs, running round trying to break someone's leg and mouthing-off to the ref as if they were Roy Keane and Jose Mourinho all rolled-into one.
Yeah, one showbizzy fucking cunt. *

I'm surprised he's not been on H&J since. "Coming up after the break ... Olly Murs. He's a HUGE Olly Murs fan, and a big, big Olly Murs fan, and he'll be telling us about watching football on the telly."

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* Added the next bit as subsub replied to the first bit.

[subsub]

Ollie fucking Murs, though. What is it with those showbiz cunts that they all think they could have made it as a pro if only they'd had the breaks?
You see it in pro-celebs games all the time. There's the ex-pros treating it as a bit of a laugh and there's the celebs, running round trying to break someone's leg and mouthing-off to the ref as if they were Roy Keane and Jose Mourinho all rolled-into one.
Yeah, one showbizzy fucking cunt.

That bellend Harvey from So Solid Crew did the same thing in a Soccer Aid match years ago. Tried to be a flashy cunt, the old pros knew exactly how to deal with him with a few well-timed reducers, and he lost the plot spectacularly

[JimmyDee]

That bellend Harvey from So Solid Crew did the same thing in a Soccer Aid match years ago. Tried to be a flashy cunt, the old pros knew exactly how to deal with him with a few well-timed reducers, and he lost the plot spectacularly

I dare say we've all seen it. In my case at Maidstone years ago where I was dragged to it by a Shane Richie fan. He was not only a complete cunt during the match but after it as well. She went right off him, I'm pleased to report.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I also heard that the boy Richie is a MONSTROUS cunt

[theleader82]

I also heard that the boy Richie is a MONSTROUS cunt

At least murs has a few good tunes

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

That is defending the indefensible

[Sadact7]

Load of wank

Love a no holds barred Scullers one liner