Breakfast Show - Part 21

[carcinogen]

Is there a thread for Sam Matterface? I searched but nothing revealed itself. This bloke is a fucking grade-A tool. Pre-prepared multiple puns before every match? Pretending to be the 'inside man' with breaking news when all he's really done is check Twitter (X). The worst thing though, as we all know, is when TalkSport dips it toe into the waters of popular music. This is when Hospital Radio Sam shows his true colours. A frustrated disc-jockey, spinning those tunes. Apparently 'Sam' is very well paid for his services. It's as unfathomable as Charlie Baker being 'a thing'. I'm getting to an age now, where I've seen it all and done it all. I just don't 'get it' anymore. These men (Sam and Charlie) are total, utter, untalented grifters, they deserve to be ovened like frozen chips. Charred. Burnt. Cooked. Made no more. Surely I can't be the only one here to feel this way.

[cheesebag]

Brent the Forest fan Goldbridge got a mocking this morning for his stage name

[carcinogen]

Some bloke speaking broken english. Alan forming one word sentences. Then there's 'Gabby'. Sony Award Winning stuff.

Why can't the Isreali's do a fucking job on this lot? Can someone put a call in and say there are Hamas in the toilets?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Ham ass on the shitter you say?

[russ-essex]

Reacting to the news that Daniel Alves has been jailed for 5 years for sexual assault, Brazil expressed shock at the severity of the sentence; no mention of the nature of the deed for which he’d been convicted.

[cheesebag]

Reacting to the news that Daniel Alves has been jailed for 5 years for sexual assault, Brazil expressed shock at the severity of the sentence; no mention of the nature of the deed for which he’d been convicted.

It's just banter in Brazil's day

[kentred1]

Agbonlahor must be the worst co host ever on this show

[Sid Pervcat]

Agbonlahor must be the worst co host ever on this show

I give you Mr Ronald Irani....

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Gabboi is unquestionably the worst of every possible thing that you could possibly ever imagine

[carcinogen]

Reacting to the news that Daniel Alves has been jailed for 5 years for sexual assault, Brazil expressed shock at the severity of the sentence; no mention of the nature of the deed for which he’d been convicted.

It's just banter in Brazil's day

"Och, he was just going down in the elevator with her Ally

"AHAHAHA ... HAHAHA ... That's a good one Al!"

"Sivvin-fiddy-sivin".

[carcinogen]

Nat, nat, I wanna go old skool here nat. Let's got two up front, get pissed, beat the missus and go to the casino. Nat, nat. It's proper good Nat. When I was playin' in France Nat I used to get two prossies to lick each other out on the bed Nat. Then I'd go down the casino Nat. Nat, when I was playin' for Crockenhill Nat, we'd go an beat-up the local queer Nat. It was proper good Nat. Nat, the ball was much more rounderer when we was playing Nat. The ball is practically sqaure now Nat. Nat, nat, I was playing poker with Raymond, from that US TV Show, you know ... Nat, he was so funny Nat.

[JW90]

Gave it a try as the cricket had finished. Heard a "Chelsea fan" say he wanted Allardyce as manager in amongst the Liverpool love-in. Terrible.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Koffin Koistee an Bantersoarus Relix team up for a double scotch bucket o piss ooer the wee listeners heeds. Head back to the 70s as this pair o cunts cackle n shart their way through their ten minutes of actual non-ad airtime, recycling their toxic auld shite one more time

[Brillo]

I welcomed the introduction of Jeff Stelling as I really enjoyed Soccer Sat (with Le Tiss etc by his side)

Now, after a short period on Talksport, I have come to the conclusion he is a bit of a dick, and crap on the radio.
He has a habit of speaking in really short, and pronounced, sentences. And is of course, incredibly woke.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Yeah he is a right cunt