Flirting NSFW

[kevin04]

Do you flirt? If so, what's the riskiest thing you've done with it? How many long term married partnered etc flirt? It's a lot I would say.

Or are you hopeless at reading signs?

And by flirting, I mean with people who flirt back, not some old hack like Mike Parry thinking 20 year old pub or restaurant staff want him because they're doing their job of being polite and friendly (listening to his shite patter).

[lambrini]

Have you been reading Cosmo, Kevin?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

So you don't mean HarvWein robedrop acornflash?

[Sadact7]

I’m terrible at reading the signs tbf. Always have been, not sure if I’m just aloof or what. Someone could come up to me with a giant sign saying “I want to have sex with you” and I still might not notice

On a night out a few months ago a mate said there was some lass (about 20 years old ) following me about from place to place trying to get my attention but I don’t even remember her

In terms of deliberate flirting I’ve never done it, at least not consciously. I’m generally polite and nice with people so whether that ever gets construed as flirting I don’t know.

[kancutlawns]

Have you been reading Cosmo, Kevin?

He’s on the pull innit? He’s trying to get tips about how to get a bird into bed get his tongue down her thfroat and learn the tricks of the trade to do so. Fair enough really.

[antdad]

I've usually owned a very cute dog for the last twenty years and for a very good reason, it's a gateway pet.

Cute girl sees me walking the dog gives me a smile and says can I, I say sure. Dog gets kiss and a cuddle so I ask in my cheekiest way can I have one of those too? If the attraction is mutual sometimes it can lead to something, most of the time it doesn't.

[subsub]

I've usually owned a very cute dog for the last twenty years and for a very good reason, it's a gateway pet.

Cute girl sees me walking the dog gives me a smile and says can I, I say sure. Dog gets kiss and a cuddle so I ask in my cheekiest way can I have one of those too? If the attraction is mutual sometimes it can lead to something, most of the time it doesn't.

You must spend a fortune on steaks to minimise the effects of a shiner

[antdad]

May have to now, I've never told that to anybody.

[Sid Pervcat]

Why is this NSFW?

[lambrini]

Men are less touchy, I would say, and instead prefer eye contact. If a woman touches you, it's a sign. Crossed arms and other distractions are BAD. Laughter (genuine, not trying to impress) is good.

[lambrini]

Have you been reading Cosmo, Kevin?

He’s on the pull innit? He’s trying to get tips about how to get a bird into bed get his tongue down her thfroat and learn the tricks of the trade to do so. Fair enough really.

All our Kev needs is BALLS:

[lambrini]

I've usually owned a very cute dog for the last twenty years and for a very good reason, it's a gateway pet.

Cute girl sees me walking the dog gives me a smile and says can I, I say sure. Dog gets kiss and a cuddle so I ask in my cheekiest way can I have one of those too? If the attraction is mutual sometimes it can lead to something, most of the time it doesn't.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I've usually owned a very cute dog for the last twenty years and for a very good reason, it's a gateway pet.

Cute girl sees me walking the dog gives me a smile and says can I, I say sure. Dog gets kiss and a cuddle so I ask in my cheekiest way can I have one of those too? If the attraction is mutual sometimes it can lead to something, most of the time it doesn't.

So you like doggy eh?

Here girl

Roll over

[Sadact7]

I've usually owned a very cute dog for the last twenty years and for a very good reason, it's a gateway pet.

Cute girl sees me walking the dog gives me a smile and says can I, I say sure. Dog gets kiss and a cuddle so I ask in my cheekiest way can I have one of those too? If the attraction is mutual sometimes it can lead to something, most of the time it doesn't.

So…you’re into dogging?

[antdad]

Oh yeah luv to dog and the hairier the better. Trouble is now that I'm a certain age my glasses steam up as well as the car windows I'm trying to look through. I refuse to wear a leash though...