Britain is broken

[JudgeTedd]

It’s all becoming a bit performative this outrage at a bit of embroidery. People look like they’re trying to show it means more to them than anyone else. Look how much I care about my Country. More than you do obviously. I bet if England start winning in the kit they’d soon start buying it anyway.

Exactly. All these knuckle-draggers on Twitting shrieking DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY?!? I DO etc

We’ve all seen those types in the pub during an England fixture.

• Face paint on
• Draped in the england flag
• Pint of Fosters in hand
• Pissed out of their heads by the time kick-off arrives

These types get furious if England so-much as concede a throw-in. And Heaven forbid if England don’t score for a ten minute period.

Then come the final whistle and the Three Lions have somehow contrived to lose, these geezers are to be found out side on a pub bench, sobbing their little eyes out as if they’ve just lost a beloved family member. Usually being consoled be a rather embarrassed looking other half.

Embarrassing behaviour for a Tuesday evening.

[subsub]

It’s all becoming a bit performative this outrage at a bit of embroidery. People look like they’re trying to show it means more to them than anyone else. Look how much I care about my Country. More than you do obviously. I bet if England start winning in the kit they’d soon start buying it anyway.

Exactly. All these knuckle-draggers on Twitting shrieking DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY?!? I DO etc

We’ve all seen those types in the pub during an England fixture.

• Face paint on
• Draped in the england flag
• Pint of Fosters in hand
• Pissed out of their heads by the time kick-off arrives

These types get furious if England so-much as concede a throw-in. And Heaven forbid if England don’t score for a ten minute period.

Then come the final whistle and the Three Lions have somehow contrived to lose, these geezers are to be found out side on a pub bench, sobbing their little eyes out as if they’ve just lost a beloved family member. Usually being consoled be a rather embarrassed looking other half.

Embarrassing behaviour for a Tuesday evening.

And giving it plenty of "If there was a war going on, I'd be down the front line with them!"
No, you wouldn't, you fat cunt, you wouldn't last five minutes

[Zambo]

Just received an exclusive picture of England’s 24/25 kit.






The F.A. has decided they don’t want to take any risks of upsetting anyone.

(Rrp £200)

All white? Aren't they asking for trouble?

[JudgeTedd]

It’s all becoming a bit performative this outrage at a bit of embroidery. People look like they’re trying to show it means more to them than anyone else. Look how much I care about my Country. More than you do obviously. I bet if England start winning in the kit they’d soon start buying it anyway.

Exactly. All these knuckle-draggers on Twitting shrieking DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY?!? I DO etc

We’ve all seen those types in the pub during an England fixture.

• Face paint on
• Draped in the england flag
• Pint of Fosters in hand
• Pissed out of their heads by the time kick-off arrives

These types get furious if England so-much as concede a throw-in. And Heaven forbid if England don’t score for a ten minute period.

Then come the final whistle and the Three Lions have somehow contrived to lose, these geezers are to be found out side on a pub bench, sobbing their little eyes out as if they’ve just lost a beloved family member. Usually being consoled be a rather embarrassed looking other half.

Embarrassing behaviour for a Tuesday evening.

And giving it plenty of "If there was a war going on, I'd be down the front line with them!"
No, you wouldn't, you fat cunt, you wouldn't last five minutes

However, when asked why they never joined the Army, they always reply “Well, there’s nothing worth fighting for in this Country any more!”

Very patriotic.

[Sadact7]

To me , it’s the principle.

Someone has signed that off and find it an acceptable thing to do.No discussion with fans or general public .

Like it or not , the cross of St George is our nations flag and is not something someone should have the power to change , regardless of their personal views .

How many England shirts have you bought.

Why does that matter?

See post above.

No. Why does it matter how many England shirts he’s bought?

[lambrini]

It’s all becoming a bit performative this outrage at a bit of embroidery. People look like they’re trying to show it means more to them than anyone else. Look how much I care about my Country. More than you do obviously. I bet if England start winning in the kit they’d soon start buying it anyway.

Exactly. All these knuckle-draggers on Twitting shrieking DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY?!? I DO etc

We’ve all seen those types in the pub during an England fixture.

• Face paint on
• Draped in the england flag
• Pint of Fosters in hand
• Pissed out of their heads by the time kick-off arrives

These types get furious if England so-much as concede a throw-in. And Heaven forbid if England don’t score for a ten minute period.

Then come the final whistle and the Three Lions have somehow contrived to lose, these geezers are to be found out side on a pub bench, sobbing their little eyes out as if they’ve just lost a beloved family member. Usually being consoled be a rather embarrassed looking other half.

Embarrassing behaviour for a Tuesday evening.

The absolute state of these posts.

Your berets fell off, lads.

[birdie]

I see nothing wrong in wearing a shirt supporting either your club, whichever sport that may be, and a national team, whichever that may be.
Personally I wear a Saracens shirt, I've worn the London Welsh shirt, I wear a Wales shirty and also a Six Nations one, but I've never ever paid for one and the person who did pay never ever paid more than a fiver.
I did mention that my daughter paid 10 quid for a six nations one, but even she said that she wouldn't pay more than 20 as 'I'm not that bloody stupid'

The clubs know that people will pay over the odds to have the latest kit and so they price over the odds, and if sales aren't as expected they lower the price by a tenner and the dopes lap it up, and the club is laffing all the way to the bank.

[Vespa]

To me , it’s the principle.

Someone has signed that off and find it an acceptable thing to do.No discussion with fans or general public .

Like it or not , the cross of St George is our nations flag and is not something someone should have the power to change , regardless of their personal views .

How many England shirts have you bought.

Why does that matter?

See post above.

No. Why does it matter how many England shirts he’s bought?

I'm just curious how many people moaning about this shirt actually planned to buy one. Politicians whine about this but it turns out their own party have edited the flag.

[subsub]

It’s all becoming a bit performative this outrage at a bit of embroidery. People look like they’re trying to show it means more to them than anyone else. Look how much I care about my Country. More than you do obviously. I bet if England start winning in the kit they’d soon start buying it anyway.

Exactly. All these knuckle-draggers on Twitting shrieking DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY?!? I DO etc

We’ve all seen those types in the pub during an England fixture.

• Face paint on
• Draped in the england flag
• Pint of Fosters in hand
• Pissed out of their heads by the time kick-off arrives

These types get furious if England so-much as concede a throw-in. And Heaven forbid if England don’t score for a ten minute period.

Then come the final whistle and the Three Lions have somehow contrived to lose, these geezers are to be found out side on a pub bench, sobbing their little eyes out as if they’ve just lost a beloved family member. Usually being consoled be a rather embarrassed looking other half.

Embarrassing behaviour for a Tuesday evening.

The absolute state of these posts.

Your berets fell off, lads.

Sorry, I'll try to weave in more wartime rhetoric in future if it makes you happy, Lambers.
The fact I was born 30 years after the end of WWII is utterly irrelevant!

[JudgeTedd]

It’s all becoming a bit performative this outrage at a bit of embroidery. People look like they’re trying to show it means more to them than anyone else. Look how much I care about my Country. More than you do obviously. I bet if England start winning in the kit they’d soon start buying it anyway.

Exactly. All these knuckle-draggers on Twitting shrieking DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY?!? I DO etc

We’ve all seen those types in the pub during an England fixture.

• Face paint on
• Draped in the england flag
• Pint of Fosters in hand
• Pissed out of their heads by the time kick-off arrives

These types get furious if England so-much as concede a throw-in. And Heaven forbid if England don’t score for a ten minute period.

Then come the final whistle and the Three Lions have somehow contrived to lose, these geezers are to be found out side on a pub bench, sobbing their little eyes out as if they’ve just lost a beloved family member. Usually being consoled be a rather embarrassed looking other half.

Embarrassing behaviour for a Tuesday evening.

The absolute state of these posts.

Your berets fell off, lads.

Sorry, I'll try to weave in more wartime rhetoric in future if it makes you happy, Lambers.
The fact I was born 30 years after the end of WWII is utterly irrelevant!

WWII? Bit recent that. Should weave in a bit more of the Battle of Agincourt.

<sticks two fingers up>

[lambrini]

It’s all becoming a bit performative this outrage at a bit of embroidery. People look like they’re trying to show it means more to them than anyone else. Look how much I care about my Country. More than you do obviously. I bet if England start winning in the kit they’d soon start buying it anyway.

Exactly. All these knuckle-draggers on Twitting shrieking DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY?!? I DO etc

We’ve all seen those types in the pub during an England fixture.

• Face paint on
• Draped in the england flag
• Pint of Fosters in hand
• Pissed out of their heads by the time kick-off arrives

These types get furious if England so-much as concede a throw-in. And Heaven forbid if England don’t score for a ten minute period.

Then come the final whistle and the Three Lions have somehow contrived to lose, these geezers are to be found out side on a pub bench, sobbing their little eyes out as if they’ve just lost a beloved family member. Usually being consoled be a rather embarrassed looking other half.

Embarrassing behaviour for a Tuesday evening.

The absolute state of these posts.

Your berets fell off, lads.

Sorry, I'll try to weave in more wartime rhetoric in future if it makes you happy, Lambers.
The fact I was born 30 years after the end of WWII is utterly irrelevant!

You were born in '75? I thought you were my age.

[subsub]

It’s all becoming a bit performative this outrage at a bit of embroidery. People look like they’re trying to show it means more to them than anyone else. Look how much I care about my Country. More than you do obviously. I bet if England start winning in the kit they’d soon start buying it anyway.

Exactly. All these knuckle-draggers on Twitting shrieking DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY?!? I DO etc

We’ve all seen those types in the pub during an England fixture.

• Face paint on
• Draped in the england flag
• Pint of Fosters in hand
• Pissed out of their heads by the time kick-off arrives

These types get furious if England so-much as concede a throw-in. And Heaven forbid if England don’t score for a ten minute period.

Then come the final whistle and the Three Lions have somehow contrived to lose, these geezers are to be found out side on a pub bench, sobbing their little eyes out as if they’ve just lost a beloved family member. Usually being consoled be a rather embarrassed looking other half.

Embarrassing behaviour for a Tuesday evening.

The absolute state of these posts.

Your berets fell off, lads.

Sorry, I'll try to weave in more wartime rhetoric in future if it makes you happy, Lambers.
The fact I was born 30 years after the end of WWII is utterly irrelevant!

You were born in '75? I thought you were my age.

Not quite, but in that ballpark. I'm not a trendy person

[lambrini]

It’s all becoming a bit performative this outrage at a bit of embroidery. People look like they’re trying to show it means more to them than anyone else. Look how much I care about my Country. More than you do obviously. I bet if England start winning in the kit they’d soon start buying it anyway.

Exactly. All these knuckle-draggers on Twitting shrieking DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY?!? I DO etc

We’ve all seen those types in the pub during an England fixture.

• Face paint on
• Draped in the england flag
• Pint of Fosters in hand
• Pissed out of their heads by the time kick-off arrives

These types get furious if England so-much as concede a throw-in. And Heaven forbid if England don’t score for a ten minute period.

Then come the final whistle and the Three Lions have somehow contrived to lose, these geezers are to be found out side on a pub bench, sobbing their little eyes out as if they’ve just lost a beloved family member. Usually being consoled be a rather embarrassed looking other half.

Embarrassing behaviour for a Tuesday evening.

The absolute state of these posts.

Your berets fell off, lads.

Sorry, I'll try to weave in more wartime rhetoric in future if it makes you happy, Lambers.
The fact I was born 30 years after the end of WWII is utterly irrelevant!

You were born in '75? I thought you were my age.

Not quite, but in that ballpark. I'm not a trendy person

Eh, I reckon... '79.

[Sadact7]

To me , it’s the principle.

Someone has signed that off and find it an acceptable thing to do.No discussion with fans or general public .

Like it or not , the cross of St George is our nations flag and is not something someone should have the power to change , regardless of their personal views .

How many England shirts have you bought.

Why does that matter?

See post above.

No. Why does it matter how many England shirts he’s bought?

I'm just curious how many people moaning about this shirt actually planned to buy one. Politicians whine about this but it turns out their own party have edited the flag.

So it doesn’t matter then.

Cheers.

[Vespa]

To me , it’s the principle.

Someone has signed that off and find it an acceptable thing to do.No discussion with fans or general public .

Like it or not , the cross of St George is our nations flag and is not something someone should have the power to change , regardless of their personal views .

How many England shirts have you bought.

Why does that matter?

See post above.

No. Why does it matter how many England shirts he’s bought?

I'm just curious how many people moaning about this shirt actually planned to buy one. Politicians whine about this but it turns out their own party have edited the flag.

So it doesn’t matter then.

Cheers.

As I've explained above it does to me.