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Re: Greggs
Had my usual this morning, bacon turnover and chocolate yazoo
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Re: Greggs
It’s annoying. I can’t find that fucking picture, the one where Irarsehole managed to trigger the San Andres fault line of cuntituency, anywhere online.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote: ↑Tue Apr 25, 2023 10:51 am Had my usual this morning, bacon turnover and chocolate yazoo
That poor hobo is probably dead now, yet that’s probably blessed relief compared to being forced to pose in his pissy pants by St Ronaldo at a BP garage at 4.15am.
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Re: Greggs
You stick with your jellied mash and pies and eels, guvvvnahhh?
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Re: Greggs
I'm old Gregggggg
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Re: Greggs
lambrini wrote:I'm old Gregggggg
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I have a mangiiinaaaa!!!
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Re: Greggs
My cheat code for jumping the Greggs queue:
Wear a bright hi-viz waistcoat. Guaranteed gets to you the front of the queue as that's all you ever see in any bloody branch. The more garish the waistcoat, the higher up the line you go.
Wear a bright hi-viz waistcoat. Guaranteed gets to you the front of the queue as that's all you ever see in any bloody branch. The more garish the waistcoat, the higher up the line you go.
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I'm old Gregggggg
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Let me in if I break
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Re: Greggs
Hi-vis vest, not waistcoat.black_guardian wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 9:27 pm My cheat code for jumping the Greggs queue:
Wear a bright hi-viz waistcoat. Guaranteed gets to you the front of the queue as that's all you ever see in any bloody branch. The more garish the waistcoat, the higher up the line you go.
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Re: Greggs
It looks more like a jacket than a vest - WTF are the strings? Call yourself a Northerner??Sadact7 wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 9:38 pmHi-vis vest, not waistcoat.black_guardian wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 9:27 pm My cheat code for jumping the Greggs queue:
Wear a bright hi-viz waistcoat. Guaranteed gets to you the front of the queue as that's all you ever see in any bloody branch. The more garish the waistcoat, the higher up the line you go.
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Re: Greggs
Strings??black_guardian wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 12:21 amIt looks more like a jacket than a vest - WTF are the strings? Call yourself a Northerner??Sadact7 wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 9:38 pmHi-vis vest, not waistcoat.black_guardian wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 9:27 pm My cheat code for jumping the Greggs queue:
Wear a bright hi-viz waistcoat. Guaranteed gets to you the front of the queue as that's all you ever see in any bloody branch. The more garish the waistcoat, the higher up the line you go.
Construction noob
What the fuck sort of hi-vis vests have you been looking at?
Oh yeah, also:
REPORTEDblack_guardian wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 12:21 am
It looks more like a jacket than a vest - WTF are the strings? Call yourself a Northerner??
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Sadactor...you've woken up! What happened, you used to be funny - have they made you an honorary MOD yet?Sadact7 wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 1:29 amStrings??black_guardian wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 12:21 amIt looks more like a jacket than a vest - WTF are the strings? Call yourself a Northerner??Sadact7 wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 9:38 pmHi-vis vest, not waistcoat.black_guardian wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 9:27 pm My cheat code for jumping the Greggs queue:
Wear a bright hi-viz waistcoat. Guaranteed gets to you the front of the queue as that's all you ever see in any bloody branch. The more garish the waistcoat, the higher up the line you go.
Construction noob
What the fuck sort of hi-vis vests have you been looking at?
Oh yeah, also:
REPORTEDblack_guardian wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 12:21 am
It looks more like a jacket than a vest - WTF are the strings? Call yourself a Northerner??
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