Greggs

[Sadact7]

Greggs is for fat fucking messes

I popped into a new food shop near me (as it was next to a Pets @ Home) called "Farmfoods" .

Could be interesting I thought?

Acres of freezers and fatties loading up on frozen pizzas and 12 packs of pop, I bought the dog some tinned hotdogs as the rest of what they were selling didn't look fit for human consumption.

Ah a Scottish firm, that explains it. A country with the worst diet in the developed world.

https://farmfoods.co.uk/about-us.php

Is Brazil 60 yet?

https://www.nrscotland.gov.uk/news/2022 ... %20females.

Had you not heard of Farmfoods before?

[antdad]

No, guess it must've taken a while for them to migrate down sawf.

[The Tick]

Poundbakery is a good shop. As the name suggests, quite affordable pastries.

Bird's Bakery is a must visit if you ever find yourself anywhere in the East Midlands.

[Basualdo]

And?

There is no “and”.

Just fat fucking messes.

I fail to see what's incorrect.
I'm fat(tish) and possibly a mess.
The 'fucking' I'll leave up for debate.

[lambrini]

Greggs is for fat fucking messes

[antdad]

^^^^
I sure hope his name is Gregg, should save mummy sewing in name labels.

[VeritasVincit]

On the seat next to our local Greggs a woman in the full Moslem outfit. She had a Greggs paper bag and was lifting the face veil just far enough to take a bite of the Greggs product, which was probably not one of their sausage rolls.

[Sid Pervcat]

On the seat next to our local Greggs a woman in the full Moslem outfit. She had a Greggs paper bag and was lifting the face veil just far enough to take a bite of the Greggs product, which was probably not one of their sausage rolls.

Oh noes!!!!! Call the daily mail

[antdad]

Lucky it contains no meat then, even though they do a vegan version.

[Sadact7]

No, guess it must've taken a while for them to migrate down sawf.

You poor impoverished wretches.

It’s just a shame Jack Fulton’s went tits skywards

[Sid Pervcat]

Bacon roll and a coffee for 3.99 at Frankley services.

Lichurlly can't go wrong.
Fuck paying 7 squillion quids in Costa.

[Sadact7]

Bacon roll and a coffee for 3.99 at Frankley services.

Lichurlly can't go wrong.
Fuck paying 7 squillion quids in Costa.

Pikey services more like.

[Reg]

Not for me, Beeky.

[Sid Pervcat]

Bacon roll and a coffee for 3.99 at Frankley services.

Lichurlly can't go wrong.
Fuck paying 7 squillion quids in Costa.

Pikey services more like.

[lambrini]

Bacon roll and a coffee for 3.99 at Frankley services.

Lichurlly can't go wrong.
Fuck paying 7 squillion quids in Costa.

Bargain at the end of the day
'Nah mean?