Greggs

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Had my usual this morning, bacon turnover and chocolate yazoo

[Sadact7]

Had my usual this morning, bacon turnover and chocolate yazoo

It’s annoying. I can’t find that fucking picture, the one where Irarsehole managed to trigger the San Andres fault line of cuntituency, anywhere online.

That poor hobo is probably dead now, yet that’s probably blessed relief compared to being forced to pose in his pissy pants by St Ronaldo at a BP garage at 4.15am.

CUNT

[Basualdo]

Not for me, Beeky.

You stick with your jellied mash and pies and eels, guvvvnahhh?

[lambrini]

I'm old Gregggggg

[henrycrs]

I'm old Gregggggg

[lambrini]

I'm old Gregggggg

I have a mangiiinaaaa!!!

Sad, I know, but I still laugh.

[Reg]

Not for me, Beeky.

You stick with your jellied mash and pies and eels, guvvvnahhh?

Yes.

Had some on Friday.

[black_guardian]

My cheat code for jumping the Greggs queue:

Wear a bright hi-viz waistcoat. Guaranteed gets to you the front of the queue as that's all you ever see in any bloody branch. The more garish the waistcoat, the higher up the line you go.

[lambrini]

I'm old Gregggggg

[Sadact7]

My cheat code for jumping the Greggs queue:

Wear a bright hi-viz waistcoat. Guaranteed gets to you the front of the queue as that's all you ever see in any bloody branch. The more garish the waistcoat, the higher up the line you go.

Hi-vis vest, not waistcoat.

Construction noob

[theleader82]

Sausage and bean melt

[black_guardian]

My cheat code for jumping the Greggs queue:

Wear a bright hi-viz waistcoat. Guaranteed gets to you the front of the queue as that's all you ever see in any bloody branch. The more garish the waistcoat, the higher up the line you go.

Hi-vis vest, not waistcoat.

Construction noob

It looks more like a jacket than a vest - WTF are the strings? Call yourself a Northerner??

[Sadact7]

My cheat code for jumping the Greggs queue:

Wear a bright hi-viz waistcoat. Guaranteed gets to you the front of the queue as that's all you ever see in any bloody branch. The more garish the waistcoat, the higher up the line you go.

Hi-vis vest, not waistcoat.

Construction noob

It looks more like a jacket than a vest - WTF are the strings? Call yourself a Northerner??

Strings??

What the fuck sort of hi-vis vests have you been looking at?

Oh yeah, also:

It looks more like a jacket than a vest - WTF are the strings? Call yourself a Northerner??

REPORTED

[black_guardian]

My cheat code for jumping the Greggs queue:

Wear a bright hi-viz waistcoat. Guaranteed gets to you the front of the queue as that's all you ever see in any bloody branch. The more garish the waistcoat, the higher up the line you go.

Hi-vis vest, not waistcoat.

Construction noob

It looks more like a jacket than a vest - WTF are the strings? Call yourself a Northerner??

Strings??

What the fuck sort of hi-vis vests have you been looking at?

Oh yeah, also:

It looks more like a jacket than a vest - WTF are the strings? Call yourself a Northerner??

REPORTED

Sadactor...you've woken up! What happened, you used to be funny - have they made you an honorary MOD yet?

[Sid Pervcat]

Sausage and bean melt

Who is?