Greggs

[Sadact7]

Sadactor...you've woken up! What happened, you used to be funny - have they made you an honorary MOD yet?

They shit out when the time came bro, couldn’t handle the awesomeness of a Dactist Regime.

[Sid Pervcat]

A Dactatorship, if you will.

[antdad]

Sausage and bean melt

Who is?

...some Luton supporting Muslim vegan after getting promotion.

[Arty Morty]

I had a Gregg's sausage roll for the first time in 8 years when I was over in April. Very disappointing.

[lambrini]

Sausage and bean melt

Who is?

...some Luton supporting Muslim vegan after getting promotion.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Greggs is pure death. They should rename as DEATHS

[Carlos J]

Had my usual this morning, bacon turnover and chocolate yazoo

It’s annoying. I can’t find that fucking picture, the one where Irarsehole managed to trigger the San Andres fault line of cuntituency, anywhere online.

That poor hobo is probably dead now, yet that’s probably blessed relief compared to being forced to pose in his pissy pants by St Ronaldo at a BP garage at 4.15am.

CUNT

Better late:

[Sid Pervcat]

Reckon he sucked Ronald dry for those comestibles

[Sadact7]

Had my usual this morning, bacon turnover and chocolate yazoo

It’s annoying. I can’t find that fucking picture, the one where Irarsehole managed to trigger the San Andres fault line of cuntituency, anywhere online.

That poor hobo is probably dead now, yet that’s probably blessed relief compared to being forced to pose in his pissy pants by St Ronaldo at a BP garage at 4.15am.

CUNT

Better late:

Cheers Mein Wibbz

Hope you’re on the mend

[Carlos J]

Thanks. Only saw it yesterday as still building up time here.

I'm fine, can walk about 50m without frame now, and cognition is good. Best thing is waiting for two necrotic toes on left leg to fall off. Vascular Dr at Addenbrookes says they have dry gangrene and will just fall off.

Fun times ahead.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Fucking hell

[kancutlawns]

Thanks. Only saw it yesterday as still building up time here.

I'm fine, can walk about 50m without frame now, and cognition is good. Best thing is waiting for two necrotic toes on left leg to fall off. Vascular Dr at Addenbrookes says they have dry gangrene and will just fall off.

Fun times ahead.

Not good, really sorry about that. Is your speech unaffected?

[lambrini]

Thanks. Only saw it yesterday as still building up time here.

I'm fine, can walk about 50m without frame now, and cognition is good. Best thing is waiting for two necrotic toes on left leg to fall off. Vascular Dr at Addenbrookes says they have dry gangrene and will just fall off.

Fun times ahead.

Fucking yikes™ !! Sorry to read this, Carlos. May I ask, have they found out the cause of your condition? You seemed in pretty good fettle health-wise.

[Carlos J]

Thanks. Only saw it yesterday as still building up time here.

I'm fine, can walk about 50m without frame now, and cognition is good. Best thing is waiting for two necrotic toes on left leg to fall off. Vascular Dr at Addenbrookes says they have dry gangrene and will just fall off.

Fun times ahead.

Not good, really sorry about that. Is your speech unaffected?

Thanks, and to Higgins. Speech is fine and the same though had trouble remembering a few words earlier but all ok now.

[Carlos J]

Thanks. Only saw it yesterday as still building up time here.

I'm fine, can walk about 50m without frame now, and cognition is good. Best thing is waiting for two necrotic toes on left leg to fall off. Vascular Dr at Addenbrookes says they have dry gangrene and will just fall off.

Fun times ahead.

Fucking yikes™ !! Sorry to read this, Carlos. May I ask, have they found out the cause of your condition? You seemed in pretty good fettle health-wise.

Thanks, Lambrini. A few different things happened so was a perfect storm. Had a dissected aorta which caused me to collapse at home. Whilst collapsed my leg was trapped. So was taken from Norfolk and Norwich hospital to Papworth as they are heart specialists. So had a valve inserted and aorta sorted which is life threatening surgery. Had to call mum in the early hours to let her know.

Then they got other surgeons from Addenbrookes to sort the leg.

Had a Fasciotomy where they cut the leg to relieve pressure and stop potential Rhabdomyolysis. Sometime during all this had an ECG where they found out I'd also had a stroke.

So am under cardiac and vascular surgeons.

Leg causes a lot of pain which nearly on top of. Two necrotic toes all well wrapped up.

Cardiac issues - have scans in July to see how aorta doing and if further surgery needed. And ongoing stroke rehab and physio.

But hey, I'm alive and walking about albeit slowly.
Should recover cognition to pre-stroke times. Just do it slowly.