Absolutely Dyer:Danny and Dani Do Italy

[kancutlawns]

Dipping in for fifteen minutes to see dad and daughter climbing up Mount Etna in Sicily and then on the sea.

Edifying highlights for those of you who have a life and would find the intellectual discourse would blow your mind. Bill Bryson, “eat yer ‘art ahht yer fackin’ cant” as Danny would so eloquently say.

Put your trotters up
Baby x 10 times
Fuck/fucking x 16 times
So noice
Vat was wurf it
Cray-ahs
Do yer swede in
Carry your fackin’ shit in cling film
Smell yer old man’s shit
Ahv licherally seen three sunsets in my life, in Dubai and one in Ibeefah
Even if the volcano goes over my nuts
Pwopah geezah
So proud of yah, you choked me up, fackin’ ‘ell babe
The squids ‘ang ahht at ver bottom of ver sea
Dani and Danny talk to a local fisherman and Dani proceeds to make gurgling noises like a four month old baby
Don’t mess wiv ver man overvoise there will be a tear up
We’re going to eat squid until it falls ahht of yer arse
The squid’s still breaving, we going to stamp on it? Fackin ell, fack me backwards.
At a Catholic ceremony in a local cathedral where a monument of Christ is at the fore, Dani ejaculates “There! There’s Geezus, the main G”
“Tooty-fruity” in a patronising, xenophobic TS like manner

I marvelled at how much thicker than her Dad Dani sounded. I did think that the Mick Carter like cockney patter was an act and just used as light entertainment. How wrong I was. The only difference was in real life, Danny using “fuck” or “fucking” in every other sentence. Seems like an unpleasant, foul mouthed, ignorant tosser with no likeable characteristics. An uncouth yob on an unaccompanied school beano to the lights having had a skinful.

What an insult to a travelogue show this was.

[lambrini]

Why do you torture yourself with this rubbish, Lawns? It reads awful tbh.

"Orwhite, I'm on me todd! I'll go apples 'n' pairs wiv sum laaaavlee bi' o' spag bol, nah't I mean? Can I use your dog, squire?"

[lambrini]

Corrr! That Italian babe ain't alf got sum lunch on 'er! Nah I mean, Danny?

[kancutlawns]

Why do you torture yourself with this rubbish, Lawns? It reads awful tbh.

"Orwhite, I'm on me todd! I'll go apples 'n' pairs wiv sum laaaavlee bi' o' spag bol, nah't I mean? Can I use your dog, squire?"

My interest was piqued because it was about Sicily which is a part of Italy I’d like to go to. I was even willing to forego the fact that the main lead is a buffoon with limited speech ability and a terrible role model to a daughter who is every bit as dimwitted as he is. Just unwatchable in every way which is why I could endure no more than fifteen minutes without gouging my eyes out with red hot tweezers. The worst television in twenty odd years.

[subsub]

Why do you torture yourself with this rubbish, Lawns? It reads awful tbh.

"Orwhite, I'm on me todd! I'll go apples 'n' pairs wiv sum laaaavlee bi' o' spag bol, nah't I mean? Can I use your dog, squire?"

My interest was piqued because it was about Sicily which is a part of Italy I’d like to go to. I was even willing to forego the fact that the main lead is a buffoon with limited speech ability and a terrible role model to a daughter who is every bit as dimwitted as he is. Just unwatchable in every way which is why I could endure no more than fifteen minutes without gouging my eyes out with red hot tweezers. The worst television in twenty odd years.

Payback time!

[Basualdo]

Why do you torture yourself with this rubbish, Lawns? It reads awful tbh.

"Orwhite, I'm on me todd! I'll go apples 'n' pairs wiv sum laaaavlee bi' o' spag bol, nah't I mean? Can I use your dog, squire?"

My interest was piqued because it was about Sicily which is a part of Italy I’d like to go to. I was even willing to forego the fact that the main lead is a buffoon with limited speech ability and a terrible role model to a daughter who is every bit as dimwitted as he is. Just unwatchable in every way which is why I could endure no more than fifteen minutes without gouging my eyes out with red hot tweezers. The worst television in twenty odd years.

Jesus Eleventy Christ, Lawns. What on God's green earth did you think you learn from an ITV 'zleb' travel show? Never mind one hosted by those two organ wastes.
You ver baaaang aht ov ordaah, sahnn!

What next 'The Robert Oppenheimer Story with Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog'?


Here. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sicily-Short-H ... 6041&psc=1

This is what you need.
It's a great read.

[antdad]

From one extreme to the other...try Italy Unpacked with Locatelli and Graham Dixon if you like food n culture/art.

https://docuwiki.net/index.php?title=Sicily_Unpacked

[subsub]

From one extreme to the other...try Italy Unpacked with Locatelli and Graham Dixon if you like food n culture/art.

https://docuwiki.net/index.php?title=Sicily_Unpacked

Yep, seen a couple of them, really good

[delboy1983]

Gordon Ramsay goes walking with his daughter !

[JudgeTedd]

Youth hosteling with Chris Eubank?

[JimmyDee]

Youth hosteling with Chris Eubank?

I never liked him til I saw this.

[kancutlawns]

Why do you torture yourself with this rubbish, Lawns? It reads awful tbh.

"Orwhite, I'm on me todd! I'll go apples 'n' pairs wiv sum laaaavlee bi' o' spag bol, nah't I mean? Can I use your dog, squire?"

My interest was piqued because it was about Sicily which is a part of Italy I’d like to go to. I was even willing to forego the fact that the main lead is a buffoon with limited speech ability and a terrible role model to a daughter who is every bit as dimwitted as he is. Just unwatchable in every way which is why I could endure no more than fifteen minutes without gouging my eyes out with red hot tweezers. The worst television in twenty odd years.

Jesus Eleventy Christ, Lawns. What on God's green earth did you think you learn from an ITV 'zleb' travel show? Never mind one hosted by those two organ wastes.
You ver baaaang aht ov ordaah, sahnn!

What next 'The Robert Oppenheimer Story with Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog'?


Here. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sicily-Short-H ... 6041&psc=1

This is what you need.
It's a great read.

Cheers Bas.

[kancutlawns]

From one extreme to the other...try Italy Unpacked with Locatelli and Graham Dixon if you like food n culture/art.

https://docuwiki.net/index.php?title=Sicily_Unpacked

Excellent, ant. Go it on YT. Will have a mooch on the weekend.

[lambrini]

From one extreme to the other...try Italy Unpacked with Locatelli and Graham Dixon if you like food n culture/art.

https://docuwiki.net/index.php?title=Sicily_Unpacked

Graham Dixon is good.

[Sadact7]

Gas the fucking pair of them.

And then I call dibs on posting “Danny Died” on the Celebrity Death Thread.