Gaunt - Part 59: From Cradle to (Wals) Grave

[Zambo]

From here:-

https://talkforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t ... start=1485

Last few posts from part 58

Probably the same tweet he's put out about Eurovision for the past 10 or so years.



But then he thought Bedrrrrrrrroom FM was quality bracasting, so he's hardly a judge of quality is he? The fat bastard.

Most of his broadcasting was like a Wetherspoons mega breakfast, quantity but little quality, but he got away with it for years because he had a whole back room team doing most of the work for him, phone answerers, subject deciders, guest bookers, shit clearing uppers, but even they couldn't clean up the shit he threw at Cllr Starke and he was left on his own until he persuaded a chap with plenty of money to throw down the shitter that a radio station was a good investment.
with a seemingly endless supply of funding, without the recourses of the likes of the BBC and TS he proved to be what many had known for years, a one trick pony and shyster with very little talent, except for conning money out of those who should have know better.

He doesn't seem to be interested in Twitter any more, and even the events which one would assume he has an opinion one don't interest him any more, but going back to his tweet about Eurovision, he was so bored he went to bed, so what happened to all those PPV subscriptions he used to brag about? Prime, Netflixs, SKY, a person could be forgiven for assuming that there would be plenty on those to interest him instead of being bored with Eurovision and going to bed.
Has he sunk so low that he has to rely on what many others have to, plain old Freeview? but even with Freeview there are plenty of other channels to watch, or is his telly so old it only has BBC?

Still bragging ......

Or he's bullshitting, if he has PPV subs why bother getting bored with Eurovision? o the extent of tweeting he's going to bed?:lol:

As if .....

[Jonathan Grunt]

Privileged to be at the start of Page 59.

Wonder how long before we get to 60?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Fakkin years. Fat cunt has "retired"

[beingsoblase]

Privileged to be at the start of Page 59.

Wonder how long before we get to 60?

I think it's brilliant that these threads have turned into a tribute to Jon's career as an author by being written at the same pace as his books, plays, and TV scripts that have a deadline in three weeks from 2019!

[shivah]

in a few months he's got his mojo back, he's back and fighting and will do a barely subscribed 'poddy' or Youtube. Then will realise no one is interested and fuck off back to his one bed flat and his housing benefit claim.

[shivah]

[Justlikeanarrow]

Looks like gaunt is getting his "sock accounts" ready for the comeback, and will be departate to get get a corporate invite to Wembley for the playoffs, him beong such a loyal Coventry fan......No doubt hell be getting his black book out...."Hi this is Gaunty" sound of phone being slammed down follows.
Perhaps his actual match attending brother will invite him....!

[shivah]

A 62 year old man insisting on being called Gaunty.

It's fucking pathetic.

[HalfwitHerbie]

While Jihn will be chasing a freebie to Wembley for Coventry v Luton, his wife is playing Lincoln, away.

[birdie]

Some years ago I did look up 'Lincoln' on the 'net, he has a very good looking wife and a couple of daughters, so, for the life of me, why would he even take a second look at a dumpy frump like Olive.
To paraphrase a famous actor, why would I go out for burger when I have fillet steak at home.

[shivah]

Some years ago I did look up 'Lincoln' on the 'net, he has a very good looking wife and a couple of daughters, so, for the life of me, why would he even take a second look at a dumpy frump like Olive.
To paraphrase a famous actor, why would I go out for burger when I have fillet steak at home.

Nowt so queer as folk.

[Terry Wogan]

So despised, even his brother hates him

[birdie]

So despised, even his brother hates him

As it's on SKY wouldn't the council have to pay to show it?
I know that pubs which have SKY pay quite a sizeable sum to able to show SKY events.
I recall when the landlord of the local wanted SKY in his private quarters, he paid his subscription but then was told by SKY that he was showing their events without permission, he said that SKY wasn't shown on the pub TV but SKY would have it and wanted goodness knows how much, he told them to stick it.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Can't gawnnnntee pay for a public screening in his mansion or at tic toc?

[Terry Wogan]

The daft twat can't ever get anything right #gauntyjinx