Gaunt - Part 59: From Cradle to (Wals) Grave

[birdie]

Used to be some absolute classics, the nit a diet that got your hair growing an inch a week

Also elongated necks and, somehow, narrowed upstairs landings.

[York Hunt]

Sad to hear about the death of Ewan Macintosh. I know for a fact he was involved in some pranks against Gaunt and that drug-dealing-living-with-mum failure Adam Brown.

[York Hunt]

[shivah]

Ironically lisping Adam Brown saw the error of his ways....

er, with Gaunt at least.

[York Hunt]

Ironically lisping Adam Brown saw the error of his ways....

er, with Gaunt at least.

Well, both these media failures are living with elderly family members after being caught breaking the law.

At least Adam Brown has a wider audience. It's waffling garbage about football rumours, but still, he's a better person than Warwickshire's Peter Griffin.

[shivah]

So many Dodgepots that Grunt has been involved with. And he's a has been..... or maybe a never was?

[Jonathan Grunt]

STOP PRESS

John's still alive



Still can't quite shake off his loyal audience though

[shivah]

He really generates low level responses, doesn't he?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Will be forever judged by the company he kept

[birdie]

Will be forever judged by the company he kept

As will some of those who kept company with him.

[Michaelfatley]

STOP PRESS

John's still alive



Still can't quite shake off his loyal audience though

Those replies are remarkably similar to those he got when he last posed the 'paved with gold' question. Mind you, it is almost six months since he last posed that question so no wonder he's forgotten.

29/08/23:

'Going to London tomorrow to meet up with some old mates. Really looking forward to it. Are the streets still paved with gold?'

[shivah]

He really is a lazy fat cunt.

[HalfwitHerbie]

Are they still living in Lisa’s old mum’s spare room?

I know he said “do yer squats”, but I didn’t think he meant his living arrangements.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Crrrrrrrreamm always rises foul trrrrrrrrolllls!

[shivah]

Are they still living in Lisa’s old mum’s spare room?

I know he said “do yer squats”, but I didn’t think he meant his living arrangements.

Living with in law, no more turning left on planes and being turned down by Walsgrave Community Radio.

One door tah selling brrrrrrrras the other a professional student. That prrrrrivate education well worth it huh huh huh?
What an effing retirement!