Laura Woods

[JW90]

Edit- wrong thread.

[black_guardian]

Hey Salt 'n' Pepa, Woodsy's in 'da house!

"SQUINTERELLA CUT IT UP ONE TIME!!!"

intro plays to "Let's talk about sex", Woodsy stars to sing:

"DON'T TALK TO MY EX BA-BY
JUST TALK ABOUT ME, ME, ME
JUST TALK ABOUT ALL THE GOOD THINGS
NOT THE BAD THINGS
I CAN BE
DON'T TALK TO MYYYYY EX
DON'T TALK TO MY EX!"

[antdad]

Even after considerable help squinty isn't easy on the eye is she (of course it matters), she's just one mascara pen slip away from working at the till in Tesco(of course she isn't) but you know what I mean.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

She looks like Biffa Bacon

[scully]

She looks like Biffa Bacon

Haha hahaha

[lambrini]

Y'all a bit cruel! Woman can't help what she looks like.

[antdad]

...we look forward to squinty being forwarded as a TV babe you'd like to shag.

[lambrini]

...we look forward to squinty being forwarded as a TV babe you'd like to shag.

Haha

Nah. Laura Woods is too vanilla for me. She's literally a starter pack. Poor thing.



Why do so many British women sport fake nails? As someone who rarely paints their nails let alone wears fake ones, I've never understood attraction. Likewise, makeup. It's hiddeous for the most part.

[Sadact7]

Pathetic, fame obsessed, ugly cunt.

[Basualdo]

Pathetic, fame obsessed, ugly cunt.

It's just a little baby, you monster!!

[black_guardian]

Pathetic, fame obsessed, ugly cunt.

It's just a little baby, you monster!!

Remember Damien; he was both!

[Sadact7]

Pathetic, fame obsessed, ugly cunt.

It's just a little baby, you monster!!

Babies are fucking wankers

[JudgeTedd]

Just realised old Squintz has a Victoria Beckham style non-smile smile. A grimace if you will.

[Basualdo]

Just realised old Squintz has a Victoria Beckham style non-smile smile. A grimace if you will.

I met someone who knew Victoria Beckham and he said that she's not like her aloof snobby image at all. She's really nice but really shy and really dim.

[scully]

Pathetic, fame obsessed, ugly cunt.

Hahaha