Laura Woods
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Re: Laura woods
Edit- wrong thread.
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Hey Salt 'n' Pepa, Woodsy's in 'da house!
"SQUINTERELLA CUT IT UP ONE TIME!!!"
intro plays to "Let's talk about sex", Woodsy stars to sing:
"DON'T TALK TO MY EX BA-BY
JUST TALK ABOUT ME, ME, ME
JUST TALK ABOUT ALL THE GOOD THINGS
NOT THE BAD THINGS
I CAN BE
DON'T TALK TO MYYYYY EX
DON'T TALK TO MY EX!"
"SQUINTERELLA CUT IT UP ONE TIME!!!"
intro plays to "Let's talk about sex", Woodsy stars to sing:
"DON'T TALK TO MY EX BA-BY
JUST TALK ABOUT ME, ME, ME
JUST TALK ABOUT ALL THE GOOD THINGS
NOT THE BAD THINGS
I CAN BE
DON'T TALK TO MYYYYY EX
DON'T TALK TO MY EX!"
<Doctor...you will die for this...!>
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Re: Laura woods
Even after considerable help squinty isn't easy on the eye is she (of course it matters), she's just one mascara pen slip away from working at the till in Tesco(of course she isn't) but you know what I mean.
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Re: Laura woods
Haha hahahaThe Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:She looks like Biffa Bacon
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Re: Laura woods
Y'all a bit cruel! Woman can't help what she looks like.
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Re: Laura woods
...we look forward to squinty being forwarded as a TV babe you'd like to shag.
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Re: Laura woods
Haha
Nah. Laura Woods is too vanilla for me. She's literally a starter pack. Poor thing.
Why do so many British women sport fake nails? As someone who rarely paints their nails let alone wears fake ones, I've never understood attraction. Likewise, makeup. It's hiddeous for the most part.
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Re: Laura woods
Oh Five - Oh Two - Twenty Four
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Re: Laura woods
Just realised old Squintz has a Victoria Beckham style non-smile smile. A grimace if you will.
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Re: Laura woods
I met someone who knew Victoria Beckham and he said that she's not like her aloof snobby image at all. She's really nice but really shy and really dim.
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