Laura Woods

[Zippy]

How the fuck is Woods winning actual industry awards?

She's not any sort of journalist.

[HalfwitHerbie]

How the fuck is Woods winning actual industry awards?

She's not any sort of journalist.

To be fair, there aren’t many things the squinty eyed little cuckoo doesn’t present, so she basically “wins” these “awards” by default.

A very strong stomach required to watch this…

https://x.com/itvfootball/status/172052 ... 35668?s=20

Just rank unprofessional behaviour, by a coven of box tickers.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Would love the eastie hot take

[JimmyDee]

Would love the eastie hot take

... or Welshbloke, of blessed memory

[Carlos J]

The bitch is back. Giggling away hungover in Paris.

[GLeeder]

Skank

[Carlos J]

Skank

Yep. Here she is:



Woods squinting as normal and wearing a Ramones T-shirt. Wonder if she's a fan like Lovejoy?

[JimmyDee]

Yep. Here she is:

Well, my prediction that she'd never speak to any of them ever again had the usual degree of inaccuracy
Perhaps she had reasons to keep in touch with her radio chums ... perhaps she senses that she has no long-term future on the telly, since the only thing she has to offer is her looks, and they won't last much longer. She always looks to the long-term, hence Danny Kelly playing the "cuckoo!" clip; he knew.

As to Martin Freeman ... I think he comes over just as badly as Lovejoy, to be honest. Sneering snidey little Hobbit.

[Carlos J]

Squinterella back for FA Cup football on ITV.

[HalfwitHerbie]

Side-on shots of her tonight revealed that, as well as her piggy, squinty eyes, she also has a massive pointy beak of a nose.

Make hay, Woodsy, something younger and prettier will be along any time now.

[Carlos J]

Woods again on Twitter trying to be funny and clever, but coming across as someone who can't take criticism:

[HalfwitHerbie]

Someone needs to point out to the entitled bint that these industry “awards” aren’t worth a cent these days, purely dished out to be woke and politically correct.

[carcinogen]

Someone needs to point out to the entitled bint that these industry “awards” aren’t worth a cent these days, purely dished out to be woke and politically correct.

Well, half-right. They are PR stunts, bought and paid for by the various broadcasting corporations that fund the event(s). One of the best things about COVID was that all the so-called 'red carpet' events were cancelled. For anyone to take them seriously shows a real lack of self-awareness. Ugh, the whole industry just reeks. Not sure I'd want to be brandishing around any award linked to Qatar anyway ... fucking shitcunt of a so-called country.

[Zippy]

The fact Woods is dating someone off reality TV (labelled toxic by an ex...) sums her up. She's a pure chancer.

[GLeeder]

Side-on shots of her tonight revealed that, as well as her piggy, squinty eyes, she also has a massive pointy beak of a nose.

Make hay, Woodsy, something younger and prettier will be along any time now.

Knew I'd seen that nose somewhere before..