Glasto 2023

[kancutlawns]

Is it only the over 65s in the crowd who are wearing his specs?

[subsub]

This woman singing Don’t Go Breaking My Heart is no Kiki is she?

Good job it's warm, put some clothes on love.

And shave your arms whilst you’re at it.

And wear a push up bra.

Lambers is the only one allowed to body shame, please remember that, chaps

If you're going to body shame, do it right! Push-up bras aren't fashionable now. 'And wear a bralette.' BRALETTE!

What's a 'bralette' when it's at home?

[Carlos J]

Macca watching on with envy.

Morelike relief, I’d imagine.

He wasn't great last year, Reg has done better imo.

[subsub]

God, this disco megamix is proper cringe.

[lambrini]

I do hope Dua Lipa’s not going to darken the event with the duet for this shitty cover.

Is she wearing a push-up bra and are her armpits hairy?

[kancutlawns]

I just had a cursory Google:

“ A bralette is a bra that looks a bit like a lacy crop top. But unlike normal lingerie, you can also wear a bralette as outerwear. And, whether the trend reminds you of those teenage 'first' bras, sports bras, or even something Madonna might have worn in her heyday, you'd be right.”

No, I’m none the wiser either.

[Carlos J]

This woman singing Don’t Go Breaking My Heart is no Kiki is she?

Good job it's warm, put some clothes on love.

And shave your arms whilst you’re at it.

And wear a push up bra.

Lambers is the only one allowed to body shame, please remember that, chaps

If you're going to body shame, do it right! Push-up bras aren't fashionable now. 'And wear a bralette.' BRALETTE!

What's a 'bralette' when it's at home?

Like a bra.

[kancutlawns]

I do hope Dua Lipa’s not going to darken the event with the duet for this shitty cover.

Is she wearing a push-up bra and are her armpits hairy?

No idea. Way too much detail considering she was on the screen.

[JudgeTedd]

Is it only the over 65s in the crowd who are wearing his specs?

It’s the only the over 65s who are allowed to appear on stage. I’ve heard any early rumour that next years Sunday headliner, making his long awaited return, will be Glenn Miller.

[lambrini]

God, this disco megamix is proper cringe.

They've wheeled out Nile again?

[kancutlawns]

Can’t sing Dom’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me without George Michaels you fiend, Reg.

[subsub]

Can’t sing Dom’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me without George Michaels you fiend, Reg.

Perhaps Reg couldn't stretch to a hologram.

[lambrini]

Shame nobody's mentioned Weyes Blood's performance yet, now available in full on iPlayer. She and her band were absolute stars!

[JudgeTedd]

That wig looks like it’s feeling the pace. Will it last time the end?

[kancutlawns]

I did actually enjoy that performance more than I thought I Would. Some classics there. Rounding it off with Rocket Mam.