The Premier League - Season 2023/24

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I wonder what The Kane Rap sounds like in German?

Du hast gerade Kaned bekommen!

[JW90]

Vot iz your Kane?

-Uncle Albert.

[chelseachelsea]

Newcastle looked really good tonight, but Villa were absolute shite, mind you couldn't have happened to a bigger pile of shit than Villa.

[Salem]

Newcastle looked really good tonight, but Villa were absolute shite, mind you couldn't have happened to a bigger pile of shit than Villa.

Always nice to see that shower of shite get a shoeing

[kancutlawns]

Newcastle looked really good tonight, but Villa were absolute shite, mind you couldn't have happened to a bigger pile of shit than Villa.

Lost a key midfielder during the week and our most influential defender today. Couldn’t cope with the intensity and energy of Newcastle. Only the first game of the season which we always have shit results in, nowt to be worried about. Emery will get it right for the next game and give a rocket up the fuckers’ arses.

You worried much about your fucked midfield with only Chuk and Gallagher playing?

[Sadact7]

Newcastle looked really good tonight, but Villa were absolute shite, mind you couldn't have happened to a bigger pile of shit than Villa.

Always nice to see that shower of shite get a shoeing

+1

Giddy wankers getting slapped is always funny. Hopefully that mopheaded wanker at the back has split his ACL in two as well

[kancutlawns]

Good to see a typical response from the forum try hard dungareed midnight prowler giving it the big ‘un especially when when Toon fans show contrition when an opposing player suffers a serious injury.

Must resist.

[kancutlawns]

Newcastle looked really good tonight, but Villa were absolute shite, mind you couldn't have happened to a bigger pile of shit than Villa.

Always nice to see that shower of shite get a shoeing

This from the Rangers and Wolves half and half scarf wearer. Worried much about the taps being turned off in God forsaken Wolrambton?

[antdad]

You worried much about your fucked midfield with only Chuk and Gallagher playing?

I'll answer that, yes we should be but we do have Enzo and Lewis Hall has been doing ok but we are short. Gallagher is lightweight and he ain't no Modric and Chuc as you know is only a kid so expect to get a bit overrun this after.

On the Brighton side our splattercash owners seem determined to piss their investor's wealth right up the wall or straight into their bank account. Caicedo was bought by them for £4m

[Sadact7]

Cry hards gon’ cry

[JudgeTedd]

Good to see a typical response from the forum try hard dungareed midnight prowler giving it the big ‘un especially when when Toon fans show contrition when an opposing player suffers a serious injury.

Must resist.

[Sadact7]

Spurs looking slick, beating the West London hipsters.

Magnificent delivery from Maddison.

Hopefully the floppy haired fanny in the home dugout dies.

[VeritasVincit]

Brentford penalty.
Am I mistaken or was the contact on the left leg and the Brentford player fell holding his right leg.?

[JudgeTedd]

Brentford penalty.
Am I mistaken or was the contact on the left leg and the Brentford player fell holding his right leg.?

Clear penalty imho. Should’ve been a red card for violent conduct too.

[Sadact7]

Brentford penalty.
Am I mistaken or was the contact on the left leg and the Brentford player fell holding his right leg.?

Soft as shit as per.

Show things at a quarter speed and without context then show it to the ref