The Fringe: Top ten 'jokes'.

[kancutlawns]

That’s really good.

[lambrini]

That’s really good.

The Sopranos, Season 6, episode Cold Stones.

[antdad]

Don't strictly remember the scene but it sounds like one from Corrado. Couldn't be anybody else could it?

So a gentleman comes home from work and buy a some flowers for her wife. Upon arriving he presents those flowers to her wife and says -" For you my sweet love".

Wife replies - "You now expect me to open my legs, don't you?

Husband - "Why, don't you have a vase?

[lambrini]

Don't strictly remember the scene but it sounds like one from Corrado. Couldn't be anybody else could it?

So a gentleman comes home from work and buys some flowers for his wife: "For you my sweet love!" The wife replies, "you now expect me to open my legs, don't you?" And the husband says "Why, don't you have a vase?"

[lambrini]

A rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. They're both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives. Poor man says to the Rich man, "What'd you get your wife this year?" He says, "A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring." The poor man says, "Why'd you get her both?" The Rich man says, "If she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back to store in her new car, come home and still be happy." The Poor man says, "Okay. That works." The Rich man says, "Well what did you get your wife?" The Poor man says, "A pair of slippers and a dildo." The Rich man says, "Why'd you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?" The Poor man says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!"

(The Sopranos)

[antdad]

[JudgeTedd]

This would make more sense with the winning….. errrr….. joke -

“My boyfriend told me he worked at the zoo, I thought he was a keeper turned out he was a cheetah”

Granted it’s still shit, but surely it wasn’t reported incorrectly?

[lambrini]

This would make more sense with the winning….. errrr….. joke -

“My boyfriend told me he worked at the zoo, I thought he was a keeper turned out he was a cheetah”

Granted it’s still shit, but surely it wasn’t reported incorrectly?

It's cringe.

[lambrini]

[lambrini]

[kevin04]

I hate the Fringe.

There are some pockets of fun and entertainment there ; but it's basically middle-class English shite all of it.

[JimmyDee]

"... The Aristocrats!"

[kancutlawns]

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.

[Sid Pervcat]

I was about to take the dog out for a walk, when my wife shouted "don't forget poo bags"

I said "OK.......come on Nan"

[JudgeTedd]

Oh Gawd!

This thread has turned into an open mic night at the Laughter Factory Komedy Klubb.