The Same Old, Same Old Sleepwalking to Catastrophe Everton 2023-24 Fred

[kancutlawns]

First time t’Toffees have lost their first three games without scoring a goal, the funding of their new stadium has fallen through, Calvert-Lewin gets booed off when waking off following a double fractured cheekbone at Villa, and morale low amongst fans having just avoid relegation on the last day of last season.

The club needs to get a move on if they want to emulate their grand total of two away wins last season because their home form seems to have already gone tits up. A traditionally likeable grand old club, they should just go down now.

[subsub]

Well, I don't know about you, Lawns, but I've put a crisp tenner on the Toffees to win the title this season

[kancutlawns]

[Basualdo]

I miss old Pet. The marble kitchen. The Melling Road Social. Walt.

[subsub]

I miss old Pet. The marble kitchen. The Melling Road Social. Walt.

Me, too. And his tales of t'Algarve and Smilers bar, flirting with the leggy blonde

[Basualdo]

I miss old Pet. The marble kitchen. The Melling Road Social. Walt.

Me, too. And his tales of t'Algarve and Smilers bar, flirting with the leggy blonde

It's weird that previously I couldn't give a shit about Everton, neither goodwill nor ill.
But because it meant a lot to Old Pet, who i really admired, I found myself wanting Everton to do well.

[kancutlawns]

I miss old Pet. The marble kitchen. The Melling Road Social. Walt.

Me, too. And his tales of t'Algarve and Smilers bar, flirting with the leggy blonde

It's weird that previously I couldn't give a shit about Everton, neither goodwill nor ill.
But because it meant a lot to Old Pet, who i really admired, I found myself wanting Everton to do well.

Yup, added to that t’Melling Ratepayers, Col, the Walster and Big Betty were the stuff of legends in this ‘ere bailiwick.

[kancutlawns]

Losing at Donny.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

777 - for when 666 is just not satanic enough

[Carlos J]

Holding the Arse so far.

[kancutlawns]

Holding the Arse so far.

This is quite a watchable game. I’m calling it. Think t’Arse will get a couple in the last fifteen minutes of the match.

[Carlos J]

Holding the Arse so far.

This is quite a watchable game. I’m calling it. Think t’Arse will get a couple in the last fifteen minutes of the match.

Just the one. Poor old Everton.

[kancutlawns]

Holding the Arse so far.

This is quite a watchable game. I’m calling it. Think t’Arse will get a couple in the last fifteen minutes of the match.

Just the one. Poor old Everton.

Everton setting their stall out to throw bodies on the line, defending fiercely yet offering absolutely nothing going forward or displaying any creativity. It’s only mid-September FFS. Can we just relegate them now instead of having them stinking out the league until mid-May?

I do feel sorry that a grand old club are reduced to this farce.

[JudgeTedd]

Holding the Arse so far.

This is quite a watchable game. I’m calling it. Think t’Arse will get a couple in the last fifteen minutes of the match.

Just the one. Poor old Everton.

Everton setting their stall out to throw bodies on the line, defending fiercely yet offering absolutely nothing going forward or displaying any creativity. It’s only mid-September FFS. Can we just relegate them now instead of having them stinking out the league until mid-May?

I do feel sorry that a grand old club are reduced to this farce.

That’s normally a tactic that works for Everton in this fixture.

[subsub]

Holding the Arse so far.

This is quite a watchable game. I’m calling it. Think t’Arse will get a couple in the last fifteen minutes of the match.

Just the one. Poor old Everton.

Everton setting their stall out to throw bodies on the line, defending fiercely yet offering absolutely nothing going forward or displaying any creativity. It’s only mid-September FFS. Can we just relegate them now instead of having them stinking out the league until mid-May?

I do feel sorry that a grand old club are reduced to this farce.

I don't.