Annoying Ads - Part 7

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Never mind those fucking cunts where's that Welsh bitch from McDonald's and has she learned how to speak yet?
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The Scottish woman voicing the Skoda ad with the variations of the words to,too,two etc ..should at best be deeply ashamed to have been associated with this...at worst have her tongue cut out

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GLeeder wrote: Sat Nov 04, 2023 1:22 pm McDonald's latest ad appears to have been penned with the desire to highlight and ridicule Dexter Fletcher's inability to pronounce the word 'sauce' ....or '"souse" as in house in Fletchers case...or to be completely clear..."Brahn Souse"

Fucking speak properly you cunt.

...but then this is a chap that somehow managers to pronounce both syllables in one word,incorrectly by turning 'Order' into 'Ow-da'
Yeah, he really is a twat isn’t he, always pronouncing sauce as ‘saulce’ - I feel like smashing the radio up when he starts gibbering on about saulce. Fuck off Dexter.

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...really beginning to hate the 'black farmer in devon'

8 times ,every fucking hour

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GLeeder wrote:...really beginning to hate the 'black farmer in devon'

8 times ,every fucking hour
McKinnon an saunders and there fucking plinky plonk puppets can fuck off also

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scully wrote: Thu Nov 09, 2023 1:39 pm
GLeeder wrote:...really beginning to hate the 'black farmer in devon'

8 times ,every fucking hour
McKinnon an saunders and there fucking plinky plonk puppets can fuck off also
...or 'poopitts' in their case...

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GLeeder wrote:
scully wrote: Thu Nov 09, 2023 1:39 pm
GLeeder wrote:...really beginning to hate the 'black farmer in devon'

8 times ,every fucking hour
McKinnon an saunders and there fucking plinky plonk puppets can fuck off also
...or 'poopitts' in their case...
Cunts

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Their poopitts are seen in six (SIX ?) continents, though.
At least the puppet-makers are winning, Tick :-)
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Have they any Black Farmer puppets?

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Another Dexter Fletcher cunts McDonalds ad...

"That saand is Kate 'avin 'er breakfast"

Cue disgusting slurping noise of drinking tea/coffee in the background

The reason I found and joined this forum many years ago was after hearing the utterly revolting 'Wildbean Cafe' ads before every news bulletin on this station ,which featured someone talking with their mouth full whilst slurping coffee

Wanted to see if anyone out there had as much disdain for those ads ..and there was!

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GLeeder wrote: Fri Nov 10, 2023 9:05 pm ...which featured someone talking with their mouth full ...
They do that in TV shows and films, too. Directors love telling actors to eat something just before their line. It's what middle-class wankpots think the working-classes do. Cunts.
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Nothing says "Christmas" more than a Skullshaver Pitbull Gold Pro.
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JimmyDee wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2023 12:39 am Nothing says "Christmas" more than a Skullshaver Pitbull Gold Pro.
or sliding gates and bollards

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cheesebag wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2023 11:14 am
JimmyDee wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2023 12:39 am Nothing says "Christmas" more than a Skullshaver Pitbull Gold Pro.
or sliding gates and bollards
Leave bollards alone.

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To paraphrase Lee and Herring:
"Bollards ... I said Bollards!"
"Yeah, I know you did".
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