Annoying Ads - Part 7

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Red7 wrote:Gulf rhymes with it Carl you fat Aussie cunt.
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Fuck off Tina Faye you annoying yank twat

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This latest shitvalanche of adspew manages to make the family Redknapp look even more horrendously crooked, cuntish and satanic
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EE are the latest twats to try and squeeze in 30 regional accents into a 30 second advert,

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Dexter Fletcher must know what a twat he sounds when doing this 'mmmm mmmm' in these latest McDs ads?,he must do?...he cant not???

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A Suzuki Swift - That's the one......

said nobody ever

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Hello. I'm Martins Samuels. I work for THE SUN and am called Angie because everything I say sounds like Mick Jagger wailing Aaaaaaaayyyyuuuuuunnnnnnjayyyyyyyyy. I weight fifty stone and smoke 200 rothmans an hour. I'm totally unsuited to radio bvvvvvvvoadcasting yet here I am. Buy a subscvviption to ver taaames. It's 10p for one minute then TWENTY SEVEN QUID A MONTH ON UNCANCELLABLE DIWECT DEBBIT
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cheesebag wrote: Wed May 15, 2024 6:32 pm A Suzuki Swift - That's the one ... said nobody ever
Nobody in ads says anything real people say, ever.
"I can't wait to hear what the pundits say about THAT offside!" ... or whatever the fuck fans are supposed to say, except they don't.

At least in the Olden Days the joke was that we all knew that no-one said, for instance, "Have you got a wasp in your ear?"

Bran Flakes! :-)
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Yer I’m going to go on a rampage for oven chips .. fuck off

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scully wrote: Wed May 22, 2024 10:05 am Yer I’m going to go on a rampage for oven chips .. fuck off
That reminds me of one of the Golden Memory Moments we all have.
Stuck on the M25 in the queue for the Dartford crossing, and on a bridge above me passed a lorry, and on the side of the lorry was the simple message "Eat More Chips". It was like something out of Viz Comic :-)
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TWENTEH FAAV YUHRS AAHV AD THAT FAAAVAAAAH
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:TWENTEH FAAV YUHRS AAHV AD THAT FAAAVAAAAH
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The "Jolly" voice over man making up his own jokes


Hilarious

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