Fish, chips and ...

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Heroin

Cretin.
Heroin ONLY goes with a battered sausage.

Cretins go with soup pal so YOUR the idiot!!!

[Sid Pervcat]

Or Am I???

[Sadact7]

Heroin

Cretin.
Heroin ONLY goes with a battered sausage.

Cretins go with soup pal so YOUR the idiot!!!

[Sadact7]

Congrats on a superb unnecessarily aggressive escalation there bros.

Short but punchy.

A solid 7.5/10 for me.

[antdad]

Proper immigrant food innit, foreign cider or a froggy Cremant for me.

[lambrini]

It's the fish I mainly go for, never feel or order dedicated sides.

Got to be properly brewed malt vinegar used for the S&V. Maybe a bit of tartar sauce, crap bread and butter for a chip butty if I've got room.

It’s all shit let’s face it.

People talk about how it has to be a specific fish shop*, it has to be cooked in such a fashion or simply must be smothered in any number of condiments.

But the truth is it’s essentially a sewer fish, sizzled in crispy crap and spud slices which have been turbo fried in manky oil. You shovel this cack into your gob, washed down with an apparently essential can of some frigging Brexit-flavoured fizzy beverage, then afterwards feel like you’re pregnant with a lard baby and despise yourself.

Wrap it up in yesterday’s copy of the Daily Tits and slam dunk it into the bin.


*it’s fish shops in my part of the world, not chippies, because this is Yorkshire so we arbitrarily have to do things fucking differently. And they all claim to have been awarded the prize of best fish and chips in Yorkshire one year. There’s only a finite number of times the prize can have been given so somebody is lying.

Does Whitby still have one of the best fish 'n' shops in the country?

[Zambo]

Does Whitby still have one of the best fish 'n' shops in the country?

Tried it a few years back, and yes, top notch

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

It used to be three quid now it's fifteen and can fuck right off

[JudgeTedd]

Put some of the fish between two well buttered slices of cheapo bread and you’ve got yourself a feast fit for Kings.

[Arty Morty]

Apart from salt and vinegar, a couple of pickled onions.

The correct answer.

[Arty Morty]

It's the fish I mainly go for, never feel or order dedicated sides.

Got to be properly brewed malt vinegar used for the S&V. Maybe a bit of tartar sauce, crap bread and butter for a chip butty if I've got room.

It’s all shit let’s face it.

People talk about how it has to be a specific fish shop*, it has to be cooked in such a fashion or simply must be smothered in any number of condiments.

But the truth is it’s essentially a sewer fish, sizzled in crispy crap and spud slices which have been turbo fried in manky oil. You shovel this cack into your gob, washed down with an apparently essential can of some frigging Brexit-flavoured fizzy beverage, then afterwards feel like you’re pregnant with a lard baby and despise yourself.

Wrap it up in yesterday’s copy of the Daily Tits and slam dunk it into the bin.


*it’s fish shops in my part of the world, not chippies, because this is Yorkshire so we arbitrarily have to do things fucking differently. And they all claim to have been awarded the prize of best fish and chips in Yorkshire one year. There’s only a finite number of times the prize can have been given so somebody is lying.

Does Whitby still have one of the best fish 'n' shops in the country?

Best I ever went to is in Aldeburgh, Suffolk.

[antdad]

I don't the show but is that the other Wrexham FC owner with a beard?

[Sadact7]

Curry for me, every time.

Although chippy curry is quite weak and runny.
Unless they use proper maykway gold which is fucken lush.

Curry is shit bro.

Piss weak and yet manages to fucking stink.

Explain that?

[Jonathan]

Just fish and chip with salt and vinegar.

Had cod/chips and plaice/chips the other night, delivered to us via Uber Eats. That will will 35 quid please plus I gave a £3 tip for the driver. Not cheap anymore,

[Reg]

Do they still do pickled eggs? Floating in a jar on the counter like bleached turds.

Never tried one and never saw anyone buy one.

A bit like the desserts that Indian restaurants used to have. Laminated menus with pictures of them - same pics in every restaurant. Did anyone ever see anyone eat one?

Anyway... Pickled eggs - fucking disgusting idea.