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This promises to be truly fucking dreadful. So much so I'm going to have to check it out. I don't know anything about the 'exciting new format', but I think it's going to be a snooker version of that fucking goddawful senior tennis thing thing where Mansour Bahrami 'entertains' the crowd as he plays tennis, badly. Assuming the role of Mr. Bahrami will be Dennis Taylor. I actively call on Just Stop Oil to fuck this event up and if possible fuck Taylor up ... I would say to a vegetative state, but he is already braindead.

This sounds SENSATIONAL

Maybe "Aleck" "Hologram" Higgins could be resurrected and repeat what he said to Dennis that time. Possibly autotuned over a ts mournful piano bed, sombre intro rap by Majestic. Colour Comms by Mandy Mandelson.

Oh dear. Rob Walker doing an Irish jig with Ken Doherty. Joe Johnson looks heavily sedated. I can't say I blame him. Michaela Tabb may just save this ... apparently everytime the pink goes in she has to remove an item of clothing.

Joe's got a heart-rate monitor under his football style shirt (name and number on back) .... Dear GOD. I kid you not.

Michaela's put on some timber ... blimey.

carcinogen wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:17 pm Joe's got a heart-rate monitor under his football style shirt (name and number on back) .... Dear GOD. I kid you not.

Michaela's put on some timber ... blimey.

So has hunky Tony Knowles. So it's a bit like the Snooker Shoot Out but for the old timers.

carcinogen wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:13 pm Michaela Tabb may just save this ... apparently everytime the pink goes in she has to remove an item of clothing

carcinogen wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:13 pm Oh dear. Rob Walker doing an Irish jig with Ken Doherty. Joe Johnson looks heavily sedated. [...]

Ken & Rob with a bit of Joe as well:

Some players i would keep an eye out for.

Rex Williams age 90, Ray Reardon 91, David Taylor (Silver Fox) , Paddy Morgan ,Perrie Mans,Can Cliff Thorburn
Steve Davis, Kirk Stevens, Terry Griffiths ,Patsy Fagan,John Virgo,Tony Meo , Jimmy White, Silvino Francisco , Dean Reynolds Mike Hallet , Jim Donnelly , Ian Black , Eugene Hughes Warren King, Neal Foulds , John Parrott ,Marcel Gauvreau
Dean O'Kane , Murdo McLeod,Stephen Hendry, Tony Drago , Steve James ,Peter Francisco, Gary Wilkinson and Darren Morgan .

Just don't let the Franciscos organize a betting syndicate.

Carlos J wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 2:00 pm

carcinogen wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 12:13 pm Oh dear. Rob Walker doing an Irish jig with Ken Doherty. Joe Johnson looks heavily sedated. [...]

Ken & Rob with a bit of Joe as well:

Stephen Hendry's YouTube channel is very good - he has a very easy, natural way when chatting to players, getting some good nuggets from them.

AlcoholBrazil wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 1:27 pm Some players i would keep an eye out for.

Perrie Mans

Good luck digging him up.

Perineum Glans

AlcoholBrazil wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 1:27 pm Some players i would keep an eye out for.

Perrie Mans

Hes dead