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That short-armed 16yo should be shot on fucking site. The state of it. Jamie H'ilover would have a fit. What happened to school-dinners? What's he eating? Chip butty's with chip's on the side? Fat cunt. Disgrace. A 16yo, whoring himself for Paddy Power? The gambling industry is a fucking DISGRACE. No, all joking apart folks ... Perry Groves should get on this. A teenager promoting gambling? It's quite poor.
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carcinogen wrote: Thu Dec 21, 2023 8:48 pm That short-armed 16yo should be shot on fucking site. The state of it. Jamie H'ilover would have a fit. What happened to school-dinners? What's he eating? Chip butty's with chip's on the side? Fat cunt. Disgrace. A 16yo, whoring himself for Paddy Power? The gambling industry is a fucking DISGRACE. No, all joking apart folks ... Perry Groves should get on this. A teenager promoting gambling? It's quite poor.
:lol: Weird seeing a 16yr old look so old, surprised social services haven't been called.

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carcinogen wrote: Thu Dec 21, 2023 8:48 pm That short-armed 16yo ...
"Ladolf", I call him.

I wonder if tS would be making all this fuss if they weren't covering it. My guess is they'd give it the odd mention as a curiosity.
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carcinogen wrote: Thu Dec 21, 2023 8:48 pm That short-armed 16yo should be shot on fucking site. The state of it. Jamie H'ilover would have a fit. What happened to school-dinners? What's he eating? Chip butty's with chip's on the side? Fat cunt. Disgrace. A 16yo, whoring himself for Paddy Power? The gambling industry is a fucking DISGRACE. No, all joking apart folks ... Perry Groves should get on this. A teenager promoting gambling? It's quite poor.
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...bet he leaves the salad and pickled chilli.

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antdad wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 1:19 pm ...bet he leaves the salad and pickled chilli.
Oh yep.
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Carlos J wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 1:03 pm Image
So, on the one hand they're Athletes, but on the other hand they're lardy-arsed fatties, supposedly "just like us". Make your fucking minds up, journos.
As I see it, newspaper journalists can take no credit whatsoever for the money they earn ... it's just because it's ramped-up on the telly now. Get over yourselves; you had nothing to do with it.
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JimmyDee wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 4:47 pm
Carlos J wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 1:03 pm Image
So, on the one hand they're Athletes, but on the other hand they're lardy-arsed fatties, supposedly "just like us". Make your fucking minds up, journos.
As I see it, newspaper journalists can take no credit whatsoever for the money they earn ... it's just because it's ramped-up on the telly now. Get over yourselves; you had nothing to do with it.
Yep, there was someone from the PDC saying that players weren't on the ale. :roll: :---) They all do before games and in breaks, maybe not young Luke Littler though.
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16 year old Luke littler has reached the final of the worlds. He’ll play either Scott Williams or Luke humphries. I think humphries will be too strong if he makes the final.
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theleader82 wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 9:35 pm 16 year old Luke littler has reached the final of the worlds. He’ll play either Scott Williams or Luke humphries. I think humphries will be too strong if he makes the final.
He needs to win it this year imo. Looks like next year he’ll be too fat to leave the house.
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What's the prize, half a mil? How much is it to sprog up and feed it kebabs for sixteen years? Just trying the maths here people
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He’s got a better beard than me at 16
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Needs to go full side part with "Chaplin" tache and run with that Ladolf theme, shake it up a bit
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Hope Humphries wins. :dart:
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Litler is going to create history tonight. No player has ever won the world championship while dating a pedophile. Hat's off.
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