Catherine of England

[paolo]

Eptopic pregnancy?

bowel surgery?

Harold turned down on his offer to fly over?

[The Tick]

Sounds like she had a dodgy kebab.

[shivah]

One up the bum?

[Sadact7]

Just needed a really big shit

[lambrini]

The weak, non-entity journalism about this is astonishing. Imagine graduating from journalism school, completing all those essays, internships, and job applications. Finally, you get a plum job at The Times, only to find yourself reporting on the Princess of Wales's stomach problems.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

The Star went route one with QUEEN OF FARTS

[JudgeTedd]

The weak, non-entity journalism about this is astonishing. Imagine graduating from journalism school, completing all those essays, internships, and job applications. Finally, you get a plum job at The Times, only to find yourself reporting on the Princess of Wales's stomach problems.

Could be worse, imagine going through all that training only to be told to produce an article about whatever is trending on X/Twitter.

Anyway, wasn’t it good of Wills to show up on day three of all the shenanigans? What a trooper.

[subsub]

Extraordinary stuff from the deranged Miss Jones:

https://www.thepoke.com/2024/01/19/liz- ... this-week/

[lambrini]

The weak, non-entity journalism about this is astonishing. Imagine graduating from journalism school, completing all those essays, internships, and job applications. Finally, you get a plum job at The Times, only to find yourself reporting on the Princess of Wales's stomach problems.

Could be worse, imagine going through all that training only to be told to produce an article about whatever is trending on X/Twitter.

Anyway, wasn’t it good of Wills to show up on day three of all the shenanigans? What a trooper.

Crazy, right?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

God/Allah save all of them, as well as Jennie the royal correspondent as that must be such a terribly challenging profession

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Is there a gofundme where we can buy Katie a Nintendo switch or something? WHY LORD WHY

[Sadact7]

The weak, non-entity journalism about this is astonishing. Imagine graduating from journalism school, completing all those essays, internships, and job applications. Finally, you get a plum job at The Times, only to find yourself reporting on the Princess of Wales's stomach problems.

Staggers me when you see stories on Mail Online where it’s taken three of the cretins (usually called Flopsy Phillips, Simon O’Feminin and Aurora Dickhead or something) just to pull together a couple of hundred words on what some C-tier actress wore for a low budget awards ceremony.

Burn it all down.

[birdie]

Reports say she went in for 'serious routine surgery'.
I'm no medic, but even for a hysterectomy, major surgery, the NHS say 'up to 5 days in hospital, and for an aortic valve replacement himself was in for a week, so what is 'serious routine surgery' which warrants 2 weeks in hospital.
Don't tell me private hospitals are different, because his surgery was done in a private hospital and paid for by us.

[lambrini]

The weak, non-entity journalism about this is astonishing. Imagine graduating from journalism school, completing all those essays, internships, and job applications. Finally, you get a plum job at The Times, only to find yourself reporting on the Princess of Wales's stomach problems.

Staggers me when you see stories on Mail Online where it’s taken three of the cretins (usually called Flopsy Phillips, Simon O’Feminin and Aurora Dickhead or something) just to pull together a couple of hundred words on what some C-tier actress wore for a low budget awards ceremony.

Burn it all down.

Yeah I know. What a waste of education and time. It's such a shame tbh.

O’Feminin

[lambrini]

Extraordinary stuff from the deranged Miss Jones:

https://www.thepoke.com/2024/01/19/liz- ... this-week/

Incredible. She's watched too many episodes of The Crown.