Clapham Acid Attack

[Vespa]

They haven't deported him because they can't ship people to Afghanistan, this is why the entire Rwanda thing happening. Has fuck all to do with anything else.

The Met Police search has now progressed to them telling him his injury could be fatal and to turn himself in. Honestly, him dying wouldn't be a lost.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Salem-o bang awn vaa maneee ere meeefinx

[birdie]

Latest I heard about 6 was that the police are putting forward the theory that he may have fallen into the river.
After trawling hours of CCTV footage plod says they see him on Chelsea Bridge but don't see him coming off the bridge and going elsewhere, seems he'd been acting differently whilst waling up and down the bridge, when he gets back to the middle of the bridge he looks over the parapet and then it seems they lose sight of him.

So far no body has been found but plod says the river is fast moving at this time of year.
They aren't saying so, but the implication seems to be that they have footage of him going over the parapet but cant say so due to public sensitivity.
Reckon they've stopped looking for him now and wont say anything more until, if and when, a body is found, could be a few days, weeks or never.

[The Tick]

He was just trying to wash his eye.

[Zambo]

They aren't saying so, but the implication seems to be that they have footage of him going over the parapet but cant say so due to public sensitivity.

Public sensitivity?

What are they concerned about? If that's what happened, then they should report it.

[birdie]

They aren't saying so, but the implication seems to be that they have footage of him going over the parapet but cant say so due to public sensitivity.

Public sensitivity?

What are they concerned about? If that's what happened, then they should report it.

On the other hand they may not have any proof that he jumped but are just surmising as they don't see him coming off the bridge, but who knows, perhaps Superman came down and whisked him off.

[Vespa]

So the police say he's dead now, next weekend they'll be saying he took a boat to France.

[Sadact7]

Convenient for the coppers. Means they can spend yet more of their time and taxpayer money doing the Macarena at Pride or enforcing absolute non-crimes like calling a tranny a twat or something.

[Zambo]

Convenient for the coppers. Means they can spend yet more of their time and taxpayer money doing the Macarena at Pride or enforcing absolute non-crimes like calling a tranny a twat or something.

[Sadact7]

Convenient for the coppers. Means they can spend yet more of their time and taxpayer money doing the Macarena at Pride or enforcing absolute non-crimes like calling a tranny a twat or something.

Kudos, top giffage

[lambrini]

Convenient for the coppers. Means they can spend yet more of their time and taxpayer money doing the Macarena at Pride or enforcing absolute non-crimes like calling a tranny a twat or something.

Is Titti Carta a woman or a man? Say the wrong answer and the police would arrest you.

[The Tick]

So the police say he's dead now, next weekend they'll be saying he took a boat to France.

Don't worry. He'll be back.

[carcinogen]

So the police say he's dead now, next weekend they'll be saying he took a boat to France.

Don't worry. He'll be back.

So inappropriate, so you.

[The Tick]

So inappropriate, so you.

Stones and glass houses, old chap.


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The one thing Australia had going for it, the sunny climate, has gone to shit due to global warming. Why on EARTH would anyone want to visit or live in that shithole? The only thing that attracts me about Australia is the fact I'd have free reign to kidnap, rape, and torture dumb female tourists in the outback. What else IS there? The Zoo where that odd weirdo worked? The Rolf Harris museum? Ramsey Street? There's NOTHING THERE.

[Sadact7]

oooh…

Battle of the Edgelords incoming?