Christian horner - Gate

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Any err leaked copper wire bush pix guize?

[Sid Pervcat]

Any err leaked copper wire bush pix guize?

Apparently yes, somewhere in the ether...from fucken years ago as I recall

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

PIT FIRE!

[paolo]

ok, put in a call to the awf today

he confirmed the following

he's gay and therefore f1's first gay champion, he mentioned rumours about mansell fellating prost

he thinks he was robbed of his 8th title

he say's he's misunderstood and not really woke

he says Jos is a bad man with muchos previous

he says that horner was tapping the red bull slag/progressive woman/ PA/ vulnerable bird / ladder climber etc etc

says horner then broke it off with the bird

jos slides in, starts tapping the same bird

horner not happy, issues instructions to bird to stop seeing jos

jos not happy, plans horner's downfall

jos goes to red bull head honcho, no dice

jos with dutch papers releases the story to get horner the tin tack

situ not good, but horner survives...jsut

jos furious, wanted horner gone by kick off

releases futher info to an informed and select email list including accredited press and f1 bods

on this list.....f1 officials....team bosses....etc etc....a list you would expect from someone in the inner circle....and....jos verstappen

horner alledged to have sent cock and nipple pics early doors

chubby chain smoker / rat faced aids reputedly 'in bits' being 'comforted' by 4 other bang average at best crooners who pinched a living on the crest of blairs wave whilst immigration was ramped up to fuck europe

lewis also mentioned that when he met Big Mike, she crushed his hand, gave him a blowie and said 'tell nobody that i'm a geezer'

Awf also said that he hopes his new merc doesn't win this season and that he then goes to a losing ferrari and does a serena and stick on 23 or his 7

[Sid Pervcat]

[paolo]

most of the above is conspiracy fact

the rest i made up

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

#gustice4gerald

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Happarentlys hoho wanted out, as Mingerms Spoice kept him gimp boxed, squirting foul juice in twice daily (not Tess Daly)

So he cooked this one up wi Micheals Masi, Kockpit King

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Openly snowballing in t'pit lane, flickin veez to da sowdeeeez

[carcinogen]

God F1 is so fucking desperate. Just generally. All round. Horner, the races, the whole 'spectacle'. It's falling apart. Just a bunch of noise and billboards driving-around in a circle. Obviously I feel for 'the little people' involved in this industry, but it's an industry built on soft bollocks.

[carcinogen]

[paolo]

ok, put in a call to the awf today

he confirmed the following

he's gay and therefore f1's first gay champion, he mentioned rumours about mansell fellating prost

he thinks he was robbed of his 8th title

he say's he's misunderstood and not really woke

he says Jos is a bad man with muchos previous

he says that horner was tapping the red bull slag/progressive woman/ PA/ vulnerable bird / ladder climber etc etc

says horner then broke it off with the bird

jos slides in, starts tapping the same bird

horner not happy, issues instructions to bird to stop seeing jos

jos not happy, plans horner's downfall

jos goes to red bull head honcho, no dice

jos with dutch papers releases the story to get horner the tin tack

situ not good, but horner survives...jsut

jos furious, wanted horner gone by kick off

releases futher info to an informed and select email list including accredited press and f1 bods

on this list.....f1 officials....team bosses....etc etc....a list you would expect from someone in the inner circle....and....jos verstappen

horner alledged to have sent cock and nipple pics early doors

chubby chain smoker / rat faced aids reputedly 'in bits' being 'comforted' by 4 other bang average at best crooners who pinched a living on the crest of blairs wave whilst immigration was ramped up to fuck europe

lewis also mentioned that when he met Big Mike, she crushed his hand, gave him a blowie and said 'tell nobody that i'm a geezer'

Awf also said that he hopes his new merc doesn't win this season and that he then goes to a losing ferrari and does a serena and stick on 23 or his 7

coukld the awful Jos be trying to bring down a team due to his cock?

[carcinogen]

coukld the awful Jos be trying to bring down a team due to his cock?

Good old Jos. Sexually assulted his GF. Then a year later ran her over. He's a true gent.

Word is ... the PA has been binned and is now going to sue Red Bull.

A part of me thinks this is all just made-up shite to gloss-over the fact F1 is utterly shite.

[theleader82]

coukld the awful Jos be trying to bring down a team due to his cock?

Good old Jos. Sexually assulted his GF. Then a year later ran her over. He's a true gent.

Word is ... the PA has been binned and is now going to sue Red Bull.

A part of me thinks this is all just made-up shite to gloss-over the fact F1 is utterly shite.

Moto gp is more exciting. I used to like watching British touring car races when they were on telly. There aren’t many personalities in f1, not like Valentino Rossi

[JimmyDee]

So the Top Man stays and the woman has been fired. Who could possibly have predicted that, apart from everyone?

Technically, she's been suspended, but we all know where that will lead.