SUPERBOWL LVIII (a f_g show)

[carcinogen]

The Superbowl and the NFL has become a shitshow. A celebrity whore-a-thon. I'm one of the few people in this joke of a forum who has lived in the US and went to university in the US so I feel free to make an actual valid point about US sport. It's shite. It's ruled by cash. The EPL will become a league with no relegation within 10 years. Anyone who watches the Superbowl tonight is a simp. A whore who is desperate to getting pegged by corporate media in the guise of Taylor Swift. You want that? Great. Good luck to you. Spead those sweaty ass-cheeks and let Taylor pound your ass. "Ohh Tayor ... please don't cum in my ass".

The roman numerals offer a clue. Give them bread and circus. Well, we've certainly got a fucking circus. The 'chain-gang' (a group of paid lackys brought out to measure if the ball has travelled 10 feet) is about the only authentic thing left in the NFL. A throwback to when black men were incarcerated for, er ... being black men. Look at the 'combine' ... where the best college players try-out, forced to do a drill in front of rich white men. Modern-slavery in all its pomp.

Now the US has woken-up to gambling. Will Travis Kelsie butt-fuck Taylor Swift on the halfway line at halftime? Will Donald Trump urinate on Taylor? What's the over-under on her drinking his piss in a sippy-cup? Trust me ... as a once fan of the Superbowl and a massive cunt of reality, it's now the domain of simps. Of men who enjoy being pegged. Good luck to them I say. Just don't fly into my airspace because I will shoot you do with my massive cock (well it's average but has a girth so I'm told), spurting seeds of troof.

[paolo]

turned into a vile circus

if i see the grifters or that squint eyed slag cheering, i'm going to burn my pony linebackers and do a wank tribute over emmett smith

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

SIMPERBOWEL

[Carlos J]

Carc says. Carc knows. Carc cares. What about the trutherverse and their theories?

Listen to truthboy No. 2 here. He says the fix is in for the Ravens to play the 49ers in the Super Bowl and the script is written. Err, forget that then.

Everyone is wetting themselves over Swift and hopefully won't see much of her annoying boat.

But I want to see what truthboy No. 1. says and watch Swift endorse Biden at the half time show:

If that doesn't happen either, wonder what grift these not so truthboys will move onto to lure in more suckers.

Oracle carc, can I just watch that at half time and stay simp free?

[carcinogen]

This is what all the simps want to see:

[Carlos J]

The simps can have a fake picture of Swift kissing an old man.* The truthboys could do one of her and Joey next.

Carc, do you know Andy knows Swift and her old man from his Philly day?

* Look at the hands. AI struggles with hands and 4 fingers and a thumb and 5 fingers.

[Sadact7]

Every year this piss comes around and we hear all about how many million chicken wings will be eaten, or how many thousands of gallons of Bud Light will be, consumed by people watching the game.

Any sport where people are legitimately interested in reporting how much shit food and beer fat people can ram down their foul gullet during the event can force itself into the bin.

[chelseachelsea]

Every year this piss comes around and we hear all about how many million chicken wings will be eaten, or how many thousands of gallons of Bud Light will be, consumed by people watching the game.

Any sport where people are legitimately interested in reporting how much shit food and beer fat people can ram down their foul gullet during the event can force itself into the bin.

Plus the fact it's called American Football when the foot is barely used in the game. Now if it was called throwball or catchball I'd get it.

[dingdongthewitchisdead]

egg chasing is egg chasing wherever it is .

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Trusay

[Sadact7]

Every year this piss comes around and we hear all about how many million chicken wings will be eaten, or how many thousands of gallons of Bud Light will be, consumed by people watching the game.

Any sport where people are legitimately interested in reporting how much shit food and beer fat people can ram down their foul gullet during the event can force itself into the bin.

Plus the fact it's called American Football when the foot is barely used in the game. Now if it was called throwball or catchball I'd get it.

Should call it American Foodball

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Should call it Amortised FuckBoys

[paolo]

[paolo]

[paolo]