'Sir' Dave Brailsford

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'Sir' Dave Brailsford

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It does amuse me that 'Sir Dave' is now involved with Man Utd, along with the biggest polluter of plastics on the planet. 'Marginal Gains' ... WOW! Go to bed early, get a good nights sleep ... eat your greens ... shave your bodyhair (to go faster). Brailsford is a fucking genius and make no mistake. Oh, and as you eat your greens ...take performance enhancing drugs while I look the other way. LA-LA-LA-LA-LA. Didn't happen, I didn't see it. Not me guv. I'm a 'marginal gains' guru me ...

Bloke is a total fraud and bone-fide psychopath. Beaten on daily basis by his father as a child he took Sir Druggly Baggins under his wing. He saw a fellow tortured soul. It's a love story as old as time. A modern day Gandalf ... drink this potion Sir Brad, it was brewed by the fairies and it'll make you go faster.

I'd love to be a fly on wall when Sir Dave meets Britain's first ever Socialist slum landlord Gary 'Gaz' Neville. Not sure how that will work out. Although I have an idea ... Gaz will become a gibbering wreck and ask Sir Dave where the nearest gloryhole is. (Andy Burnham will be on the other side).
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Re: 'Sir' Dave Brailsford

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It seems rather contrary but athletes and in particular cyclists commonly suffer for asthma because of the huge volumes of air their lungs process which may also contain pollutants and inflamatories.

So there's a very fine line between medicating and performance enhancing as was the case with Froome I believe.

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carcinogen wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2024 7:50 am It does amuse me that 'Sir Dave' is now involved with Man Utd, along with the biggest polluter of plastics on the planet. 'Marginal Gains' ... WOW! Go to bed early, get a good nights sleep ... eat your greens ... shave your bodyhair (to go faster). Brailsford is a fucking genius and make no mistake. Oh, and as you eat your greens ...take performance enhancing drugs while I look the other way. LA-LA-LA-LA-LA. Didn't happen, I didn't see it. Not me guv. I'm a 'marginal gains' guru me ...

Bloke is a total fraud and bone-fide psychopath. Beaten on daily basis by his father as a child he took Sir Druggly Baggins under his wing. He saw a fellow tortured soul. It's a love story as old as time. A modern day Gandalf ... drink this potion Sir Brad, it was brewed by the fairies and it'll make you go faster.

I'd love to be a fly on wall when Sir Dave meets Britain's first ever Socialist slum landlord Gary 'Gaz' Neville. Not sure how that will work out. Although I have an idea ... Gaz will become a gibbering wreck and ask Sir Dave where the nearest gloryhole is. (Andy Burnham will be on the other side).
Would make a hell of a biopic :)
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