What’s going on with the Royals these days?

[JudgeTedd]

A fella dies and isn’t apparently found for two days. Princess Kate has gone into hiding after she may or may not have had surgery. Big Willy pulls out of an event at the last minute. Dodgy Uncle Andy is worming his way back into the limelight.

As a tax payer I want to know what the hell is this family up to these days?

[VeritasVincit]

A fella dies and isn’t apparently found for two days. Princess Kate has gone into hiding after she may or may not have had surgery. Big Willy pulls out of an event at the last minute. Dodgy Uncle Andy is worming his way back into the limelight.

As a tax payer I want to know what the hell is this family up to these days?

So do I. I'm demanding my £1.29 back.

[JudgeTedd]

A fella dies and isn’t apparently found for two days. Princess Kate has gone into hiding after she may or may not have had surgery. Big Willy pulls out of an event at the last minute. Dodgy Uncle Andy is worming his way back into the limelight.

As a tax payer I want to know what the hell is this family up to these days?

So do I. I'm demanding my £1.29 back.

Too right VV. There’s too many Mar bars going unsold for this to carry on much longer.

[carcinogen]

Princess Kate has gone into hiding after she may or may not have had surgery.

Catherine has gone to hospital and is now recovering at home.

Hope that settles you.

Geezus.

[The Tick]

Princess Kate has gone into hiding after she may or may not have had surgery.

Catherine has gone to hospital and is now recovering at home.

Hope that settles you.

Geezus.

But does it settle Catherine?

[carcinogen]

Princess Kate has gone into hiding after she may or may not have had surgery.

Catherine has gone to hospital and is now recovering at home.

Hope that settles you.

Geezus.

But does it settle Catherine?

Huh?

She's been in hospital and is recovering at home. How the fuck am I supposed to know if it 'settle's' her? I'm not her personal physician.

[The Tick]

Princess Kate has gone into hiding after she may or may not have had surgery.

Catherine has gone to hospital and is now recovering at home.

Hope that settles you.

Geezus.

But does it settle Catherine?

Huh?

She's been in hospital and is recovering at home. How the fuck am I supposed to know if it 'settle's' her? I'm not her personal physician.

So you reckon there's more to Catherine's hospital visit than meets the eye?

[JudgeTedd]

Princess Kate has gone into hiding after she may or may not have had surgery.

Catherine has gone to hospital and is now recovering at home.

Hope that settles you.

Geezus.

Judging by the rumours going round, there maybe more to this than meets the eye.

[lambrini]

Nobody cares

[carcinogen]

Nobody cares

Certainly no one under the age of 38. This is true.

[lambrini]

Nobody cares

Certainly no one under the age of 38. This is true.

38: that's an unusual number. Why 38?

[JudgeTedd]

The plot thickens.

[Vespa]

I'm having a chuckle at people asking for proof of life from Kate on twitter.

[lambrini]

Kate photoshopped a pic. Wow! Whoopie-do! Who cares?!

[lambrini]

I'm having a chuckle at people asking for proof of life from Kate on twitter.

Tribalism is so weird. Swifties, Katies, Willies.