AG: OOOO WUD YOO RAAHVAAAA AV AYYNAAAL SECKS WIV? LEEEEARNAHHHL MESSY AWWW AHH TAHWAAANNCHOOOLAAAAHHH????
SJ: Oh fuck off you widiculous little pwick
When Stinks Met Sijo
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When Stinks Met Sijo
MAKING TALKFORUM GREAT AGAIN
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Windy Miller
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Re: When Stinks Met Sijo
would like to hear it
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Re: When Stinks Met Sijo
AG: Who's your favourite goalkeeper?
SJ: Oh, Gordon Banks, probably.
AG: Do you like Seaman, though?
SJ: Well, yeah, but I prefer Banks.
AG: You prefer Wanks! You just said you like Wanks!
SJ: Can I go back to doing a show with Danny Kelly?
SJ: Oh, Gordon Banks, probably.
AG: Do you like Seaman, though?
SJ: Well, yeah, but I prefer Banks.
AG: You prefer Wanks! You just said you like Wanks!
SJ: Can I go back to doing a show with Danny Kelly?
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Re: When Stinks Met Sijo
I loike me am shank si have it sometimes twice a dayWindy Miller wrote:would like to hear it
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Re: When Stinks Met Sijo
AG: What if you were on a show with me?
SJ: I'd kill myself before I agreed to that.
AG: But what if they offered you a million pounds? What if you had a choice between a firing-squad or hanging? What if you had only three weeks to live anyway? What if you had three weeks to live but you were in a cellar-full of starving rats? What if they were only robot rats from Mars? Yes or no? Right, I'll be the executioner and you be the victim ... let's do a little role-play. <taps on desk> That's me at the door, now you say something.
SJ: I'd kill myself before I agreed to that.
AG: But what if they offered you a million pounds? What if you had a choice between a firing-squad or hanging? What if you had only three weeks to live anyway? What if you had three weeks to live but you were in a cellar-full of starving rats? What if they were only robot rats from Mars? Yes or no? Right, I'll be the executioner and you be the victim ... let's do a little role-play. <taps on desk> That's me at the door, now you say something.
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"It seems as if every time I turn the station on at the moment this fucking mouth breather is polluting the airwaves with untrammeled bollocks." - MGA99
"It seems as if every time I turn the station on at the moment this fucking mouth breather is polluting the airwaves with untrammeled bollocks." - MGA99
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Re: When Stinks Met Sijo
AG: Simon Jordan. Wud yoo change yaw name to Semen Jordan?
SJ: You rilly are an insidious little herbert talking crap.
SJ: You rilly are an insidious little herbert talking crap.