Mike Parry
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Re: Mike Parry
He's just a lesser shade of Gaunt.
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Re: Mike Parry
Yep. Forum meet up at Planet Porky Live Tour in 2022?
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He's a pathetic shit.
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Re: Mike Parry
"Five feet nine" charlatan Parry was caught out last week with nowhere to hide, that would make Dolan about six feet ten inches.
Jacket too long, sleeves too long, trousers too long, Parry believes his own bullshit and buys for his fictional 5' 9" self.
By today Parry had learned to stand at a distance and on the step and his four inch parting was nowhere to be seen. Same unwashed clothes of course.
Jacket too long, sleeves too long, trousers too long, Parry believes his own bullshit and buys for his fictional 5' 9" self.
By today Parry had learned to stand at a distance and on the step and his four inch parting was nowhere to be seen. Same unwashed clothes of course.
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Trousers straight out of Oxfam's reject refuse skip. Same shirt.
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Their narcissism clearly not showing itself with regard to their appearance. Utter tramps.
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Re: Mike Parry
These trousers are ridiculous, at least 4 inches (1 Parry cock, 1 Gaunt cock) too long and way too big unless his legs are matchsticks.
Go to a flipping tailor and get them to take them up and in, It will only cost a few meals a Spoons.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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Chuck them in the fucking bin more like, with the dwarf danger still attached
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They should put it on the roof. Then the dwarf would never know it was there and drive round with his motor perpetually cunting him off.
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Re: Mike Parry
They've failed at everything else. they can't even do narcissism properly.
"Narcissists are more likely to wear expensive, flashy clothing, have an organized, neat appearance requiring a lot of preparation, and (in females) wear makeup and show cleavage"