Stanley Victor Collymore is 50 on January 22. I hope some will join me next Friday, err not literally, running that bath, getting in and raising a fist glass to Stanloi.
Err though the twatterer is a cunt, he does make a fair point:
When on TS, Stan did have some good ideas. He clearly cared about his job, did his research and tried to entertain and inform.
The problem was he thought he was broadcasting to the FA and other important figures rather than us mere mortals. It gave him an over-inflated sense of self worth and he became increasingly pissed off that nobody with any relevance was listening.
Although he’s been off the TF radar for a number of years now, he’s still he yoodge fucking dildo.
He spent the Euros saying he was taking to Jack’s dad and got an assurance that he would stay with the Villa. He then went through deleting bare tweets and then went on a relentless campaign over the subsequent weeks thinking the fans hung on his every word as an authority of the player.
Deleted a tweet last night saying Grealish had signed a new contract.
Stanloi is still a shouty cretin, verbose moron, pompous buffoon, self obsessed dickhead, deluded prick and arrogant arsehole. He genuinely is disliked by many of the club supporters.
The only football supporters who have respect for what he says are those who don’t know much about him and aren’t fans of Liverpool, Leicester, Forest and Villa.