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Dickhead on again yesterday spewing his pantomime villain shite:
Oh dear Mr Parry: :lol:
It will be lovely Lizzie Cundy's turn again soon.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.

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Someone believes the toxic pest is shrinking, shame the same can't be said about his ego.



Those same cruddy trousers that can stand up on their own.


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Not too sure if it's foreshortening but someone has a point here

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Looks like McVey size 10 mens, Parry size 4 womens, to go with his creepy tiny hands.

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State of Parry's mong shoes
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When I saw Parry in the pub that time in the summer (story earlier in the thread) he did about 4 pints in an hour and had a glass of wine next to him also. Later that night he appeared on GB News as a guest (I saw on his Twitter). Bloke is probably pickled at this stage - drinks like a fish.
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He wears those shoes because of his gout.

They don't put so much pressure and compression on the foot as normal shoes.

High alcohol intake, obesity and high purine intake produce uric acid. That crystallises in the big toe joint primarily, and he'll have flare ups.
He knows how to wreck his body, the oaf.

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Yes but only 1/3 of his heart works
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Sid Pervcat wrote: Thu Nov 09, 2023 11:44 am Yes but only 1/3 of his heart works
And about 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of his brain
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Ah yes, when those two political heavyweight interviewers Townsend and Parry met Cameron, and Parry managed to forget the Prime Minister's name.




Not too sure what Parry's doing here with his right hand in the first three seconds, apart from living up to his name.



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He is going to lose it over the Everton story, even though he is in reality a plastic fan

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A few tickets left, that's almost a certainty.

Pretty sure this guy doesn't want one.






Press Officer - not really.

When El Tel was asked what Parry actually did there he replied 'made a nuisance of himself'.

As Brazil said he was a gofer and held doors open for people.


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able1 wrote: Sun Nov 26, 2023 3:22 pm A few tickets left, that's almost a certainty.

Pretty sure this guy doesn't want one.






Press Officer - not really.

When El Tel was asked what Parry actually did there he replied 'made a nuisance of himself'.

As Brazil said he was a gofer and held doors open for people.

'In aid of various charities'
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Holden Mcgroyne wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:55 am
able1 wrote: Sun Nov 26, 2023 3:22 pm A few tickets left, that's almost a certainty.

Pretty sure this guy doesn't want one.






Press Officer - not really.

When El Tel was asked what Parry actually did there he replied 'made a nuisance of himself'.

As Brazil said he was a gofer and held doors open for people.

'In aid of various charities'
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Don't expect accuracy, truth, or attention to detail - it's an ad written by Parry.

No time on it, and 'merry makers' - I wonder what they make, try merrymakers.

Yesterday the FA's former teaboy changed his former pretend job title and announced he was actually Venables' Press Officer.

Apparently Venables used to take videos home to study the opposition in depth and then call Parry to tell him 'I've got it'.

Next week a hundred or so gullible deadbeats are going to pay £175 for an hour of similar narcissistic drivel.


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It was such a pleasure that the moron managed to get the lyrics wrong as well as both surnames.

Par for Parry.



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Twat.
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