Clowns on the Road

[Zambo]

Hey, that's an idea, and in the meantime will just leave headlights on full beam.

[antdad]

It stops morons rolling back and denting your front bumper, because their clutch control is that of a 5 year old.

Dunno..I've got hillstart assist and an electronic handbrake...don't need a clutch

Sounds like a mobility aid, do you need one?

[Sid Pervcat]

It stops morons rolling back and denting your front bumper, because their clutch control is that of a 5 year old.

Dunno..I've got hillstart assist and an electronic handbrake...don't need a clutch

Sounds like a mobility aid, do you need one?

Deffo

[Holden Mcgroyne]

People who drive down the middle lane of the motorway when the inside lane is clear should be intercepted before the next service station and be immediately publicly hanged

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Straying slightly off the tracks here but anyone who makes any noise whatsoever while on any form of public transport should be immediately rejected from said transport and run over by it

[Sadact7]

What's a handbrake grandad?

It’s a big plastic dildo fitted next to the driver on really old shitty cars which don’t have an automated stop/hold system.

You’ll see when it’s been used because the car will dip slightly and lurch forward as it sets off because the demented old spastic behind the wheel is incapable of driving with even the slightest finesse.

98% of all road users should be gunned down. And I’m volunteering for the job.

[Sadact7]

Straying slightly off the tracks here but anyone who makes any noise whatsoever while on any form of public transport should be immediately rejected from said transport and run over by it

Public transport is for the dregs.

It’s not a coincidence to find out how many perverted sex-murderers got about using it.