Gaunt - Part 59: From Cradle to (Wals) Grave

[TerryTibbs]

[colinthewarriormonkey]

Gaunty isn't wrong on this one.

[shivah]

According to Grunt's last shitcast, the foreign secretary is Trevor Lammy.
Can't tell the difference between black men, eh, Fatso? (does that include Lincoln, huh huh huh?)

[shivah]

Musk won't give you $100,000,000 to set up Talk2MeRRRRRRadio2, Fatty.

[shivah]

"A hole in my underpants". Er, Gunt, underpants usually have 3, possilbly 4 holes, you ignorant pig.

[shivah]

Apparently the videos are going gangbusters again. The one above - 135 views in 20 hours.

Give it up Fatty. Another failure.

[HalfwitHerbie]

He was moaning on X yesterday that no sap had bought him a coffee.

Just give up Gaunt, its over.

Anyway, as it’s the season of good will, I’d like to wish the Gaunts a happy Christmas at this difficult time. Although at least one of them will be enjoying a very fulfilling Noel.

[birdie]

He was moaning on X yesterday that no sap had bought him a coffee.

Just give up Gaunt, its over.

Anyway, as it’s the season of good will, I’d like to wish the Gaunts a happy Christmas at this difficult time. Although at least one of them will be enjoying a very fulfilling Noel.

He was crowing, not so long ago, that all those coffees had enabled him to come off JSA, is it possible that he thought that people would be buying him coffees every week so that he could 'grow this'
Now that he's no longer on JSA, and doesn't, so he says, qualify for UC, just what is he living off?

[gaunts_amputated_leg]

Looking at the coffee buying history on his account, he's made £1971.25 so far (after the website's cut has been taken out). That's since he started asking for donations through there 103 days ago. That's the equivalent of £6,985.50 per year. It's more than I was expecting, but it's a pathetic salary obviously and works out at £3.58 per hour (less than a third of the minimum wage). I don't think it's sustainable either, since a lot of those donations were in batches of 5, 10 and 20 and the donators will likely not wanting to donate again too soon. He'd make more putting pizza leaflets through doors.

[Jonathan Grunt]

Musk won't give you $100,000,000 to set up Talk2MeRRRRRRadio2, Fatty.

I don't want to be rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruled by unelected Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrussells beaureaucrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrats, but I'm happy to allow some savant safferyank to buy his way in to do it.

Fuck me, he's doing everything he can be arsed to do to get back on GBeebies. And, Gaunt being Gaunt, it'll still end in dismal failure.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

He looks fatter and more repulsive than ever

[shivah]

The fat cunt doesn't realise that Reform accepting this money means they are reliant on a foreigner. Isn't that the reason the Fat Bellend wanted out of the EU? Or is it ok if it's a foreigner he likes?

[shivah]

He looks fatter and more repulsive than ever

You never see a picture of him and Olive anymore.

[shivah]

Occasionally I still look at Cunto and there are still posts that are laugh out loud. Like this one:

This CUNT came into my butchers shop, grabbed a shit ton of sausages and legged it. I couldn’t be arsed chasing him but he did shout, “hey hey hey, see ya” as he wobbled out of the doorway.

[TerryTibbs]