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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:

AlcoholBrazil wrote:

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Are you in full leather with poppers, vaseline, gigantic dildo and bronski beat calendar pages carefully laid out on carpet?

On Christmas Day, it'll be the full Hornby train set, with guards, platforms and points switch.

Anyone (else) here turbo modded a HORNby vibrating err bullet train with a masonry drill bit and strapped themselves to the track in full gimpwear hogtied ready for some love tunnel exploration?

Nope, but technology is great. See here: https://www.lovense.com/vibrating-butt-plug

A queer, good review: https://longdistancefun.com/review-hush-lovense

Or you can use it alone while masturbating. Contrary to what we see in porn, we all know that masturbation can sometimes be such a chore. It can be tiring and even boring.

If masturbation is a chore, tiring or even boring, then simpy don't masturbate. You don't have to. It ain't fucking hard. For ladies as well.

what is ghey?

van damme was among several who monstered the innocent kylie

imagine bouncing the pint sized popstrel on the end of ur pole

a cup persters and a decent bush, wide eyed aussie innocence as all holes get plundered by cocks

She was fucking fit, was old Kylie. Very much doubt the innocent bit though.

Eaststand wrote:She was fucking fit, was old Kylie. Very much doubt the innocent bit though.

cancer, sniff, cocks, anal

hutchence loved corrupting kylie

one pint sized aussie rumoured to have been on the dubai pooning circuit, possibly imbruglia in the fallow years

paolo wrote:

Eaststand wrote:She was fucking fit, was old Kylie. Very much doubt the innocent bit though.

cancer, sniff, cocks, anal

hutchence loved corrupting kylie

one pint sized aussie rumoured to have been on the dubai pooning circuit, possibly imbruglia in the fallow years

I believe 'yachting' is the modern day term for this practice and its a lot more common among the "stars" of today than we assume.

Basualdo wrote:

paolo wrote:

Eaststand wrote:She was fucking fit, was old Kylie. Very much doubt the innocent bit though.

cancer, sniff, cocks, anal

hutchence loved corrupting kylie

one pint sized aussie rumoured to have been on the dubai pooning circuit, possibly imbruglia in the fallow years

I believe 'yachting' is the modern day term for this practice and its a lot more common among the "stars" of today than we assume.[/quotecorrect, sir bas, lohan a definite although tired and baggy now

i wonder who else

smoking cokehead anderton was doing the nasty, sophie, not darren...tried purchasing when she was on the game in blighty but failed to make contact via agewncy

needs n ames and stories

paolo wrote:

Eaststand wrote:She was fucking fit, was old Kylie. Very much doubt the innocent bit though.

cancer, sniff, cocks, anal

hutchence loved corrupting kylie

one pint sized aussie rumoured to have been on the dubai pooning circuit, possibly imbruglia in the fallow years

What is "Dubai pooning", P?

All very allegedly of course but an ex reality show judge and former beard for a famous racing driver is supposedly the most popular.
A very A list female singer who is still good looking but beyond her prime dabbles if the price is right too.
Li-lo, of course but thats hardly a state secret and lots of b list actresses,"reality" " stars" & showbiz skank put up with it for easy coin.

I heard wibbz is open to negotiation on price

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:I heard wibbz is open to negotiation on price

Pray tell, old friend, what ball-park figure are we talking viz a jaunty floppy and some strict modding role play?

This thread should be renamed "women who get addicted to cocaine and will do anything to get more."