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[The Tick]

It's not December yet, Mr Tick

It's always cold, dark and miserable in TickWorld, voted the least popular theme-park ever. Again.

Among the unattractive attractions are "Rent-free Park" "Alt-Rightland" and "Doctor Smuggy's Magic World of Smugitude".
Sadly, the big papier-mache nose burned down, so you will no longer be able to have a Clever Bloke look down it at you, the little people.

Well JIMMY. How can one possibly respond to THAT? Maybe with something that offers more EMPHASIS. So that the other person KNOWS what you're trying to tell them, because YOU don't trust them to decipher such things. Clearly looking DOWN your nose at others isn't restricted to the liberal woke illuminati, IS IT JIMMY?

[gheko]

It's not December yet, Mr Tick

It's always cold, dark and miserable in TickWorld, voted the least popular theme-park ever. Again.

Among the unattractive attractions are "Rent-free Park" "Alt-Rightland" and "Doctor Smuggy's Magic World of Smugitude".
Sadly, the big papier-mache nose burned down, so you will no longer be able to have a Clever Bloke look down it at you, the little people.

Well JIMMY. How can one possibly respond to THAT? Maybe with something that offers more EMPHASIS. So that the other person KNOWS what you're trying to tell them, because YOU don't trust them to decipher such things. Clearly looking DOWN your nose at others isn't restricted to the liberal woke illuminati, IS IT JIMMY?

Alt left Turkey meltdown

[JimmyDee]

Well JIMMY. How can one possibly respond to THAT? Maybe with something that offers more EMPHASIS. So that the other person KNOWS what you're trying to tell them, because YOU don't trust them to decipher such things. Clearly looking DOWN your nose at others isn't restricted to the liberal woke illuminati, IS IT JIMMY?

Yeah, very alt-clever, but I didn't put whole words in caps, so whatever point you're making is lost on me.
If only I had then your fantasy world would have been true, but I didn't, and it isn't.

0/10.

[The Tick]

Well JIMMY. How can one possibly respond to THAT? Maybe with something that offers more EMPHASIS. So that the other person KNOWS what you're trying to tell them, because YOU don't trust them to decipher such things. Clearly looking DOWN your nose at others isn't restricted to the liberal woke illuminati, IS IT JIMMY?

Yeah, very alt-clever, but I didn't put whole words in caps, so whatever point you're making is lost on me.
If only I had then your fantasy world would have been true, but I didn't, and it isn't.

0/10.

Oh you've been guilty of that on many an occasion.

[JimmyDee]

Oh you've been guilty of that on many an occasion.

But not on THAT one

[carcinogen]

Jon Gaunt and Mike Parry at the same time. That's TOO much too handle. Christ alive. That's bleak.

[antdad]

Jon Gaunt and Mike Parry at the same time. That's TOO much too handle. Christ alive. That's bleak.

Wow, lets play Top Cnuts and see you comes out on top. Might be worth tuning in for...

[carcinogen]

Jon Gaunt and Mike Parry at the same time. That's TOO much too handle. Christ alive. That's bleak.

Wow, lets play Top Cnuts and see you comes out on top. Might be worth tuning in for...

Geezus. Throw in Nigel Farage and a COVID Varient and we'll have a full house of cuntery.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

The Donald on for 2 hours tomorrow with Sir Nigel

[subsub]

The Donald on for 2 hours tomorrow with Sir Nigel

Has Nigel Farage been knighted?

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Only a matter of time

Ahead of the game by months on dinghy arrivals and he's going to bring in the biggest audience the channel has ever had and put the brand on a worldwide platform

[subsub]

Only a matter of time

Ahead of the game by months on dinghy arrivals and he's going to bring in the biggest audience the channel has ever had and put the brand on a worldwide platform

Um, OK…

[JudgeTedd]

The Donald on for 2 hours tomorrow with Sir Nigel

Strangely two men who got all their wishes to come true, but yet are still trying to remain relevant as the rest of us have moved on from them.

Heaven only knows what they talked about? Did Farridge explain why he keeps on running away from things when the hard work begins?

Did Trump explain how the vote was stolen and the evidence he has to prove it?

Did Nigel tell Donald how he spent his winnings of that bet he had on the Election result?

Or was it just a love-in for the permanently angry?

[Holden Mcgroyne]

The Donald on for 2 hours tomorrow with Sir Nigel

Strangely two men who got all their wishes to come true, but yet are still trying to remain relevant as the rest of us have moved on from them.

Heaven only knows what they talked about? Did Farridge explain why he keeps on running away from things when the hard work begins?

Did Trump explain how the vote was stolen and the evidence he has to prove it?

Did Nigel tell Donald how he spent his winnings of that bet he had on the Election result?

Or was it just a love-in for the permanently angry?

Tune it at 7 tonight to find out.

[The Tick]

Gammon news network jumping the shark only a few months into its own existence.