Eurovision 2017

[Carlos J]

Sweden first. Cheesy fella in a suit. Low level Europop, hook ain't great. Go somewhere.

[Carlos J]

For a country with such a great Eurovision pedigree, was shite. As a gauge of scoring. Sweden 6/10.

[Heady]

Sweden trying too hard to be Bruno Mars

[Carlos J]

Nice outfit Tamara. First fucking big ballad.

[Carlos J]

Big song, big hair, but so dull. Georgia 6/10.

[Heady]

Reminds me of Taylor Dayne

[Carlos J]

Tamara or the Aussie, Heady? Taylor Dayne, blimey, 'Tell it to my heart'.

Dodgy long haired Aussie socalled pretty boy. Gonna be a big key change soon, hopefully.

[Carlos J]

Never went anywhere. Will give that the same. Australia 6/10.

Get something uptempo soon.

[Carlos J]

Pretty Lindita, tension music.

[Carlos J]

Big, big, big power ballad. But quite liked it. My leader. Albania 6.5/10.

[Heady]

Tamara or the Aussie, Heady? Taylor Dayne, blimey, 'Tell it to my heart'.

Dodgy long haired Aussie socalled pretty boy. Gonna be a big key change soon, hopefully.

Tamara



Taylor

[Carlos J]

Nice, Heady.

[Carlos J]

Low key start from Belgium but ok, could build up nicely.

[Carlos J]

Not at all similar, but reminded me of the magnificent Common Linnets from a few years back, sadly second place I think.

I like. Belgium 7/10.

[Carlos J]

Slavko's a character. Like a gay ninja. Rocking.