Simon Jordan Buzzword Bingo

[kancutlawns]

An absolute buggeration.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Converzayyshun

[antdad]

Not listened for a while.

Emotivity, tbf I had to look it up just to check if he'd made it up.

[MrTea]

Been catching a lot of Jordan's clips on YouTube, still the best thing on the station by a mile.

Didn't agree with his José-loving, but it looks like he's done with that now.

Very refreshing to hear his stance on players salaries etc. Particularly on a station full of ex players who pander to current pro's.

[kancutlawns]

Turgid little turds.

[JimmyDee]

Fortuitous for fortunate.

[Sadact7]

If I were chocolate I’d eat myself, then regurgitate myself so that I could re-eat myself, then re-regurgitate myself so I that I could re-re-eat myself, then re-re-regurgitate myself so that…..etc

[kancutlawns]

Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody

[kancutlawns]

...

[kancutlawns]

I want to nip the narrative before it disappears up someone’s backside.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody Bloody

Bladdy

[MrTea]

I like it when he finds a long word then immediately uses another similar meaning long word to make a point, just because he can't miss an opportunity to sound clever.

Slops his chops more than ever recently, but still a sensible voice amongst the usual media shite.

[kancutlawns]

Gen-u-ine-ley

[kancutlawns]

Quantum
Representation of a pre-emption right
Hullabaloo

[kancutlawns]

Recognisability