Matt Forde

[m4rkb]

Fordey's tour's started and the next one up is in Birmingham on the 15th. You can bet Fordey's PR team are taking a few adverts out in the local paper to ensure its a sellout. There's a good Matt Forde fanbase I've been told down there in Birmingham.

No there isn't. We don't want him here.

I'm gonna round up some lads.

[Billy]

Fordey's tour's started and the next one up is in Birmingham on the 15th. You can bet Fordey's PR team are taking a few adverts out in the local paper to ensure its a sellout. There's a good Matt Forde fanbase I've been told down there in Birmingham.

No there isn't. We don't want him here.

I'm gonna round up some lads.

Sorry to hear your area is soon to be infested with his act mate I guess all you can do is keep a low profile while he's out of there again and then you won't get contaminated. Thankfully for me and the rest of us up here I don't think he'd dare ever set foot on a South Yorkshire stage as he knows they'd have his f###ing legs off.

[m4rkb]

House prices have fallen round here since he announced he's coming but I fully expect they'll go back up again when he's seen leaving.

Unfortunately is looks like this total cowpat of a gig will be going ahead as they've already started laying out the stage props.

[Jonathan Grunt]

Fordey's tour's started and the next one up is in Birmingham on the 15th. You can bet Fordey's PR team are taking a few adverts out in the local paper to ensure its a sellout. There's a good Matt Forde fanbase I've been told down there in Birmingham.

I'm surprised there's any need to advertise - surely word of mouth alone would be enough to spread the word that such a cult figure was due in town

[m4rkb]

You've spelled cunt wrong.











.. Apologies. I misread what you were getting at first time round.

[m4rkb]

I'll not be around tonight. I'm off out to find any signs on the way from Nottingham to Brum saying "welcome to the West Midlands". They're all getting quickly repainted to say Welcome to South Yorkshire.

[Billy]

House prices have fallen round here since he announced he's coming but I fully expect they'll go back up again when he's seen leaving.

Unfortunately is looks like this total cowpat of a gig will be going ahead as they've already started laying out the stage props.

Quite a large looking telephone box that he'll never fill it.

He surely still can't be still doing the Miliband impression is he?, he's probably switched back to doing Farage. [in case you've never heard it it goes likes this, .... talk loud and a bit gruff and that's it hey presto Forde's Nigel Farage voice]

[m4rkb]

Ironically there's a Your Country Needs You sticker at the back.

No it bloody well doesn't fatty.

[Billy]

[m4rkb]

Absolutely brilliant!!

I prefer the comedy coming from you in South Yorkshire any day over anything he could ever serve up.

[Sinbad]

Can't see this show hanging around for too long, it's bloody awful. Come back Johnny Vaughan.

[m4rkb]

Can't see this show hanging around for too long, it's bloody awful. Come back Johnny Vaughan.

I think you've been over generous with your praise there mate.

[Billy]

Can't see this show hanging around for too long, it's bloody awful. Come back Johnny Vaughan.

I think you've been over generous with your praise there mate.

Failed radio presenter, political worker, political commentator, stage comedian, stage impressionist and Sky TV newspaper reviewer it can only end one way with his lack of talent.

[Rainbowmonkey]

Hearing some of this for the first time. Quite stilted with a lot of difficult pauses. They're bound to improve. Squeal Forde needs to breathe and settle. Surprised that Richardson is leading the show given Forde's experience of leading TS shows. Doesn't say much for him.

"One of the most ballistic gigs I've ever been to"
"I used to do an Alan Partridge tribute act there"
"I do the bulk of my admin on the toilet"

[great question]

I've never watched 8 out of 10 bloodclats . Is he just as bad ( I was going to use stronger language but not on non league day)