I admit I have a grudging respect for these cunts. But fuck me they are annoying. They all seem to have woken-up from whatever depth of hell they reside during winter and decided to plague my living room today.
Now, my policy is that I open the door and give them a good 5 minute window before I hunt them down with my poundland swatter and splash their souls across the window. I think that's fair.
I do feel a pang of guilt killing one of God's creatures. But I'am a humanitarian to the last. Sadly.
“Ordinary men hate solitude. But the Master makes use of it, embracing his aloneness, realizing he is one with the whole universe.” ~ Lao Tzu.
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door". ~ RC, True Detective.
carcinogen wrote:I admit I have a grudging respect for these cunts. But fuck me they are annoying. They all seem to have woken-up from whatever depth of hell they reside during winter and decided to plague my living room today.
Now, my policy is that I open the door and give them a good 5 minute window before I hunt them down with my poundland swatter and splash their souls across the window. I think that's fair.
I do feel a pang of guilt killing one of God's creatures. But I'am a humanitarian to the last. Sadly.
God didnt make them he subbed them out to the Devil along with some other stuff like Ticks Spiders and Tapeworms
I heard gods fast but I'd have to go up against him before I believe it
