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Catherine of England

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2024 1:49 am
by paolo
Eptopic pregnancy?

bowel surgery?

Harold turned down on his offer to fly over?

Re: Catherine of England

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2024 5:52 am
by The Tick
Sounds like she had a dodgy kebab.

Re: Catherine of England

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2024 2:14 pm
by shivah
One up the bum?

Re: Catherine of England

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2024 8:55 pm
by Sadact7
Just needed a really big shit

Re: Catherine of England

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:57 am
by lambrini
The weak, non-entity journalism about this is astonishing. Imagine graduating from journalism school, completing all those essays, internships, and job applications. Finally, you get a plum job at The Times, only to find yourself reporting on the Princess of Wales's stomach problems.

Re: Catherine of England

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2024 8:19 am
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
The Star went route one with QUEEN OF FARTS

Re: Catherine of England

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2024 8:34 am
by JudgeTedd
lambrini wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:57 am The weak, non-entity journalism about this is astonishing. Imagine graduating from journalism school, completing all those essays, internships, and job applications. Finally, you get a plum job at The Times, only to find yourself reporting on the Princess of Wales's stomach problems.
Could be worse, imagine going through all that training only to be told to produce an article about whatever is trending on X/Twitter.

Anyway, wasn’t it good of Wills to show up on day three of all the shenanigans? What a trooper.

Re: Catherine of England

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2024 8:38 am
by subsub
Extraordinary stuff from the deranged Miss Jones:

https://www.thepoke.com/2024/01/19/liz- ... this-week/

Image

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Re: Catherine of England

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2024 8:58 am
by lambrini
JudgeTedd wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 8:34 am
lambrini wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:57 am The weak, non-entity journalism about this is astonishing. Imagine graduating from journalism school, completing all those essays, internships, and job applications. Finally, you get a plum job at The Times, only to find yourself reporting on the Princess of Wales's stomach problems.
Could be worse, imagine going through all that training only to be told to produce an article about whatever is trending on X/Twitter.

Anyway, wasn’t it good of Wills to show up on day three of all the shenanigans? What a trooper.
Crazy, right?

Re: Catherine of England

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2024 9:26 am
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
God/Allah save all of them, as well as Jennie the royal correspondent as that must be such a terribly challenging profession

Re: Catherine of England

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2024 9:27 am
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Is there a gofundme where we can buy Katie a Nintendo switch or something? WHY LORD WHY

Re: Catherine of England

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2024 9:17 pm
by Sadact7
lambrini wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:57 am The weak, non-entity journalism about this is astonishing. Imagine graduating from journalism school, completing all those essays, internships, and job applications. Finally, you get a plum job at The Times, only to find yourself reporting on the Princess of Wales's stomach problems.
Staggers me when you see stories on Mail Online where it’s taken three of the cretins (usually called Flopsy Phillips, Simon O’Feminin and Aurora Dickhead or something) just to pull together a couple of hundred words on what some C-tier actress wore for a low budget awards ceremony.

Burn it all down.

Re: Catherine of England

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:16 pm
by birdie
Reports say she went in for 'serious routine surgery'.
I'm no medic, but even for a hysterectomy, major surgery, the NHS say 'up to 5 days in hospital, and for an aortic valve replacement himself was in for a week, so what is 'serious routine surgery' which warrants 2 weeks in hospital.
Don't tell me private hospitals are different, because his surgery was done in a private hospital and paid for by us.

Re: Catherine of England

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:25 pm
by lambrini
Sadact7 wrote: Sun Jan 21, 2024 9:17 pm
lambrini wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:57 am The weak, non-entity journalism about this is astonishing. Imagine graduating from journalism school, completing all those essays, internships, and job applications. Finally, you get a plum job at The Times, only to find yourself reporting on the Princess of Wales's stomach problems.
Staggers me when you see stories on Mail Online where it’s taken three of the cretins (usually called Flopsy Phillips, Simon O’Feminin and Aurora Dickhead or something) just to pull together a couple of hundred words on what some C-tier actress wore for a low budget awards ceremony.

Burn it all down.
Yeah I know. What a waste of education and time. It's such a shame tbh.

O’Feminin

:lol:

Re: Catherine of England

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:27 pm
by lambrini
subsub wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 8:38 am Extraordinary stuff from the deranged Miss Jones:

https://www.thepoke.com/2024/01/19/liz- ... this-week/

Image

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Incredible. She's watched too many episodes of The Crown.