Best sports commentator (all sports)

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The fact that Sam Matterface is so shit, in my opinion anyway, it got me thinking about who the best commentators of any sport you've ever heard are. It doesn't need to be a regular commentator, it might just be a one off. I haven't thought deeply about this, but off the top of my head:

Sid Waddell.
David Colman.
Barry Davies.
Reg Gutteridge.

Those four for me defined moments in my sporting life as a viewer.
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Brian Moore for me.

Ritchie Benaud a close 2nd.

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Barry Davies
Richie Benaud
Sid Waddell
Bill McLaren
David Coleman
John Madden
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Karen Carney
Alex Scott
Fara Williams
Kelly Somers
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Sexist

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Stuart Hall on It's A Knockout was good. Although that's amateur sport. Same with Ron Pickering on We Are The Champions.

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I couldn't disagree with many that have already been mentioned but it's interesting to note that no contemporaries have made a list.

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Matterlessface?

Did he do a duck lips and head off to Turkey for a fill?

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antdad wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2025 8:13 amSexist
Oh alright.

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Jim Proudfoot.

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Zambo wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2025 10:13 am
antdad wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2025 8:13 amSexist
Oh alright.

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I forgot to add the :P

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ccreds wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2025 11:08 am Jim Proudfoot.

Good call. Jim's good when I've heard him, measured not frantic or over-excitable like a Muslim cleric at a junior school.
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Barry Davies.

I like KP when he's on the cricket.

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Peter Alliss. Although a massive cunt, his commentary was quite amusing / sexist / racist / non-PC. 8)
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